Yes, I know my friends that it is odd for me to bring you new from Colorado with me not living there and all. I assure you this news will send a shockwave through all our safe little towns!
DENVER - Several Colorado lawmakers are supporting legislation to elevate the status of cats and dogs from property to companions.
The measure would allow people in Colorado to sue veterinarians and animal abusers and seek damages for "loss of companionship," up to $100,000.
The state of Colorado could seize antibiotics, cremate disease-ridden corpses and, under extreme circumstances, dig mass graves under executive orders drafted for use in the event of a bioterrorism attack.
I know a couple of candidates in the Alliance of Evil!
Yeah, I think I'll be taking some time off work that week.
I just hope that the terror attack doesn't come today. My car is getting its water pump and timing belt fixed (fucking Chrysler). If I am to face armageddon then so be it, but I don't want to be the guy dealing with nuclear winter without a hot set of wheels, narmean?
