Firecrab.com is gonna be huge!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:17 am

I just know it!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:48 pm

Is it huge yet??!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:29 pm

It's huge!

www.firecrab.com !

A web comic by the one and only Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon May 12, 2008 1:21 pm

I hereby vow from now on to make sure that if the sea turtle speaks first in the last panel, his words are higher than the crab's!

THIS I VOW!!!!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon May 12, 2008 1:32 pm

To test this theory, perhaps the turtle should dominate one of the future conversations, and make the firecrab be reduced to little else than "yup" and "uh-huh."

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon May 12, 2008 1:59 pm

Write your own web comic, fuckdick!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon May 12, 2008 2:04 pm

As an employed former newspaper comic author, wouldn't a step to the WEB be a step backwards for me?

Onwards! To 50,000!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon May 12, 2008 2:44 pm

I don't know!

posts++;!!!!!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:36 pm

Now, is this aforementioned comic strip the kind where the images do not change from day to day? Like that dinosaur one Beetle Bailey? I mean, I like crustations and cheese and all and I assume that the topics will range far and wide, but static images are what killed Xerox.

THE
THERMAL TRANSFER
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon May 12, 2008 5:37 pm

I will tell you this:

The pictures will never, ever, EVER change. Not one pixel. Even if I become to really regret the way I designed the last panel, which has already pretty much happened.

That is the way it is, and the way it will always, always be.

POST COUNT = POST COUNT + 1

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue May 13, 2008 4:50 pm

HEY! 5/12 was GOOD! Please to be saving the strips so in some future far beyond the realms of mortals (next year, perhaps) we would be able to download them in bulk and peruse them at leisure.

THE
SUPER SPECIAL ISSUE #346
AARDVARK

ChainGangGuy · Post by **ChainGangGuy** » Thu May 29, 2008 3:17 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:It's huge!

Good call, Jonsey, you were right on the money!

HUGE!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:04 pm

What would happen if the dialog was transferred from Firecrab to some other boring comic strip? just for laughs, take a recent strip and change it to Dennis the Menace or Fred Basset.

I'd almost pay to see Fred Basset say 'Ego Porn.'

THE
BLACK AND WHITE
AND READ NO PLACE
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:06 pm

Can you do it? Please? Or someone?

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:26 pm

I tried like hell to find the 'right' Beetle Bailey strip to use and all it did was numb my brains from reading absolute crud. maybe Bloom County or Dilbert or something. Starting out with a comic that's good, and changing the dialog, will only make it better.

THE
CAN'T POLISH SHIT
AARDVARK

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:56 pm

Maybe we can have one more Firecrab? For old time's sake?

ChainGangGuy · Post by **ChainGangGuy** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:47 am

It doesn't even have to be huge!

ChainGangGuy · Post by **ChainGangGuy** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:51 pm

Why not a special edition of Firecrab to commemorate Clash Day 2009? It doesn't even have to be huge!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:42 pm

The world is Pinback's oyster! He doesn't give a shit about Firecrab any more!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:39 pm

So, it was gonna be huge, just not for very long.

THE
FIRECRAB
VIAGRA
AARDVARK