Positive Trends in Drunkenness

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:33 pm

Here's my simple solution, stop sniffing the fucking bread and just drink it before the ice melts, you fucking pansy.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:37 pm

I store mine in the freezer, so ice cubes are not necessary. And yes, in truth I generally just swig it straight out of the goddamn bottle on odd passes past the fridge.

Conversation over.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:00 pm

I wish I could command that much freezer space, I fucking WISH. What I think I might do is buy smaller bottles. Though as it is, I'm putting it on the rocks!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:21 pm

Damn, Saturday night and i didn't have a drop of H2O2 all weekend. WTF, I must be showing signs of maturity or something.....I was planning on tanking up and posting stupid weird funny, (not that I need booze for that, but it's more fun)

THE
DRY
AARDVARK

loafergirl · Post by **loafergirl** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:46 am

It takes me way to long to post under the influence... but i seem to text just fine.... go figure.

-LG

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:17 pm

AArdvark wrote:Damn, Saturday night and i didn't have a drop of H2O2 all weekend.

Funny, I didn't have any hydrogen peroxide either.

Maybe you meant C2H5OH ?

Bruce

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:41 pm

I didn't add any peroxide to my hair last weekend, if that helps.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:20 pm

Re: Chemical shorthand.

As long as you know what I meant all is well. I saw that on Moe's jersey in a Three Stooges short (about football) and always thought it was booze.

Besides, how do YOU know I don't tipple frozen peroxide shots?

THE
BLEACHED BLOND
ON THE INSIDE
AARDVARK

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:19 pm

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Tsk Tsk Tsk

I think they are talking about me!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:52 pm

I think this might be the last "wet" BSG Nite in a while. If it's cool with everyone, I think I'm gonna bring over like a barrel of something??

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:03 am

BRING THAT SHIT -- through rain, sleet, snow, dark of night...

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:09 pm

Yeah, it's gonna be tough to have BSG Nite if work is cancelled tomorrow. So I dunno what's gonna take place here.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:42 pm

I left that clip on forever repeat in WMP and just did all my usual stuff while it played in the background. It's pretty catchy. Sort of a creepy whispering feeling down the back of my neck after a while.

that's the nice young man who drinksssssssss.

tch. tch. tch. tch. tch.,

from Opie's mom. Well, she could have been Opie's mom. I'd like to believe she is. She certainly looks the part.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:07 pm

Another Saburday night and free Labatts all night long. Who could ask for anything more?

the best friends moms' 65th birthday. Open bar dude...

THE
GONNA FLY NOW
AARDVARK

i love drunk check er... spell check.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat May 16, 2009 8:46 pm

This is the second wedding reception in three weeks. Dude...I seriously feel like Oren Wilson in the Wedding Crashers. These are all people from my wife's workplace and I know NOBODY. Open bar though. Last one had a pig dance. This
one had the skank dance. I drove home as my wife got shitfaced instead of me for a change. Wow. Maturity rears it's ugly head. She was doing shots of SoCo. I was drinking WATER. ice cold water. MMmmmmm. H2O

THE
MY CAR KEYS
AARDVARK

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:08 pm

Why am I the only one to post replies to this thread? feel like I'm teh town drunk of something. Off the South beach diet for the first time since mid-May.

Blue Moon beerth and Doobie blues wine from Swedish Hill vineyards.

Thank god for spell Czech or you wouldn't understand what I;'m saying.
Look , that was funny!

furry Sesame Street aliens on my motorcycle seat.

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THE
FUCKED UP CHEAP
AARDVARK

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:11 pm

Moooooo!

nopenopenopenopenopenope

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:53 pm

So let me tell ya, for the last month I've been on the South Beach diet. MODIFIED South Beach diet. Doctors orders. Said lose 20 by middle of July. Works great, went from 225 to 200 in a little over a month. So I said let's have a beer or two, what the hell. Third time I've had a drink since middle of May. Funny thing, living on rabbit food makes a body get all drunk a lot quicker. Tonight was my top three favorite, War of 1812 ale by the Sackett's Harbor brewing CO. A light, slightly nutty flavor with a really good finish. Bottled is second best to draught but I'll take what I can get. Don't care for the pasteurization. Six of them tonight and I'm done. Blotto. Used to be I could do a 12 pack and feel like going out for more. Now I want to shleeeeep, shleeeep.

THE
TILL NOON
AARDVARK

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:10 pm

OK I found it.

Sad part is that I only post here after lots of H202 (which I am told, is hair peroxide, again)

Best friends oldest daughter graduated HS. By the skin of her teeth. The term Bell Curve comes to mind. Best friend had a party tonight. She's such a stoner, but her family is nice. We tried to jam with her boyfriend but he's 18 and never really played with another guitarist before. Too much Wah pedal. Ibanez acoustic / electric and he turned it way too loud for anyone to play along. Plus he was stoned to the gills and thought he sounded good. Never offered any to me, bastard. I had a growler of Keuka Brewing Co red. and it was damn good. When is JackStraw gonna start making his own?

Anyway, It was a good time.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:14 pm

Why am I the only one that posts to this thread? because i'm the only one that gets hammered and wants to write?

Speaking of which, I have been re-writing a Perry Rhodan novel in order to make it better and cannot do so unless I'm on lunch at work. I have a week off and cannot find the hole in the page at all. When I'm at work I fall right in and all these great ideas hit me and I never have enough time to write them out. Maybe it's the xerox keyboard, I dunno.