People can stop telling jokes now.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:25 pm

The funniest one has officially been told.

http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.c ... 9/1152864/

Sorry Kevin Everett, this is now Pinback's Funniest Thing What Ever Was.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:30 pm

You've all failed me on this.

RealityCheck · Post by **RealityCheck** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:13 am

For the record, this video has never, ever loaded for me on any computer.

GangBangGuy · Post by **GangBangGuy** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:16 pm

For the record, every computer you have tried to load it on has sucked.

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:55 pm

i didn't think it was that funny. he introduces the moth at the beginning, then doesn't mention anything inherently mothesque for the next 4 minutes, which is exactly enough time for you to run through every single inane moth punchline there is....and, there it is.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:24 pm

Besides, I've heard that joke before. No quite as drawn out or anything, but I think it was in Boy's Life. Maybe Reader's Digest?

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GangBangGuy · Post by **GangBangGuy** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:24 am

Besides, I've heard that joke before. No quite as drawn out or anything

You FAIL at humor. And whoever posted before you. The actual setup and punchline is not the point, and of COURSE you've heard it before.

Not quite as drawn out or anything. Good Christing Christ Almighty.

"But Beethoven, I've already heard ALL of those notes before! Not quite in that order or anything..."

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:18 pm

BUT IT WASN'T FUNNY!

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AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:20 pm

I want humor that's funny. Not that noir humor without laughter.

I don't know if it's art but I know what I like.

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pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:27 pm

Look, cockmaster, the morning after that thing aired, everyone I know who knows what real humor is was abuzz, I tell you. Positively abuzz, because they knew they had seen something very special, sometime which they knew might not ever be topped in the history of their lives!!!!!

ABUZZ!!!!!

realitycheck2009 · Post by **realitycheck2009** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:38 pm

Look asshole, it was just Norm Mick Donald pretending to be Christopher Walkin telling an old joke. No big deal.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:49 pm

Now, there's no reason to be all nasty. Some people like fried albacore in a white wine sauce and some people vomit all over their socks just thinking about it. Jokes are like that.

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RealityCheck · Post by **RealityCheck** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:54 pm

Look, tonight is the first time clicking on that link ever brought forth light and sound into my environment. Dod you change the link? That was pretty amusing.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:28 pm

Do they show intelligence? With the brain cavity like theirs we assumed--

Muldoon · Post by **Muldoon** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:30 pm

They show extreme intelligence, even problem solving. Especially the big one. We bred eight realitychecks originally, but when he came in, he took over the gang and killed all but two of the others. That one --when he looks at you, you can see heâ€™s thinking (or) working things out. Heâ€™s the reason we have to post like this. He had them all attacking the threads when the posters came.

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:30 pm

The bases are electrified, right?

Muldoon · Post by **Muldoon** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:31 pm

Thatâ€™s right. But they never attack the same thread twice. They were testing the bases for weaknesses. Systematically. They remembered.

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:51 am

GangBangGuy wrote:
Besides, I've heard that joke before. No quite as drawn out or anything
You FAIL at humor. And whoever posted before you. The actual setup and punchline is not the point, and of COURSE you've heard it before.

Not quite as drawn out or anything. Good Christing Christ Almighty.

"But Beethoven, I've already heard ALL of those notes before! Not quite in that order or anything..."

Oooh, so It's the aristocrats, only without the funny, dirty parts? Thanx ever so much for the breakdown, Dr. Comedy. Excelsior to you! When will you present your thesis on road-crossing chickens?

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 4:59 pm

Bugs wrote:When will you present your thesis on road-crossing chickens?

You're getting to the other side in it!