The Thread Where I Try To Get Jonsey To Finish Braid

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:22 am

pinback wrote:The last two posts in this thread are the two worst I've read here since Draal was a regular.

Really? Worse than talking about the sexual dysfunction of crippled homeless people? Worse than pictures of grilled Spam? Wow, you wouldn't think writing posts worse than those could be done unintentionally. I'm flattered, really.

From here on out, all my posts will be epic and worth of Pinback's presence. WATCH FOR THEM!

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:42 am

Yoda wrote:Flame wars do not make one great.

If Yoda is one channeling, phrasing should similar be.

"Great one does not become from flame wars" would have been a much better Yoda-style (fake) quote.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:17 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Didn't you completely dismiss Always Sunny and Archer because you saw an episode of each and you picked the wrong one, ones that weren't masterpieces?

I watched them, though! I watched them!

THINGS THESE TWO ASSMOANERS DID NOT DO TO BRAID BEFORE SPEWING THEIR INCORRECT OPINIONS: PLAY IT.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:18 am

Tdarcos wrote:
Yoda wrote:Flame wars do not make one great.
If Yoda is one channeling, phrasing should similar be.

"Great one does not become from flame wars" would have been a much better Yoda-style (fake) quote.

Oh my god.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:12 pm

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Didn't you completely dismiss Always Sunny and Archer because you saw an episode of each and you picked the wrong one, ones that weren't masterpieces?
I watched them, though! I watched them!

THINGS THESE TWO ASSMOANERS DID NOT DO TO BRAID BEFORE SPEWING THEIR INCORRECT OPINIONS: PLAY IT.

Look, there's no saving Tdarcos, you were right to betray him like this. But Flack? An assmoaner? He gave his opinion.

How is it bullshit to state one's opinion?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:38 pm

Flack, you on Steam? What's your Steam account handle?

Actually, I'm gonna need the Steam handles of ALL y'all.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:51 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Look, there's no saving Tdarcos, you were right to betray him like this. But Flack? An assmoaner? He gave his opinion.

Based on WHAT? A YouTube video. Where someone hit the "X" button. I can't tell you how many goddamn threads were started before Braid was released that went "Sands of time! SANDS OF TIME!!! LOL!"

And then it came out, and they played it, and there was no more of that.

But no, he saw a YouTube, so now he's got ammo with which to suck up to you, since you hate Braid and Blow, and let's face it, you don't even hate Braid (except for the ledge puzzle), you were just terrible at it.

This is all about your underlings here trying to impress you. SO sad. So very sad.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:31 pm

Who are you to demand more? Who are you? You, who is looking for less, who is looking to do less, not more. You want to do this? You don't want to do this. You want LESS of this (my fist) not more.

I don't hate any of the things you have said I hate, Ben. As one of my last friends in what has become a remote and lonely existence, you should know that I have taken all the appropriate steps to remove anger from my heart. Do you hear, Ben? Do you hear? I have removed all the anger from my heart. I can contribute to this thread.

How many times did we drink together, Benjamin? You had your rum, I had a scotch at the end, and you had your clear rum, once more. And it's all come down to this? Really? This?

Really?

You're wounding me in a way, so deep, that no-one else ever has. You're wounding all of us. I won't have you destroy this place. I thought we didn't do that here. I thought we didn't destroy this place here.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:53 pm

No, we don't do fucking quizzes. We DO destroy this place as quickly as possible.

TO RECAP:

THINGS WE DO NOT DO HERE:
1. Quizzes.
2. Prevent Draal from committing suicide.
3. Enjoy it when Straw posts pics of him getting a blowjob from another guy SORRY I MEANT GIRL, RIGHT, THAT WAS DEFINITELY A GIRL.

THINGS WE DO DO HERE:
1. Destroy this place.
2. Wait 4-6 weeks for delivery of new keyboards.
3. Gain weight.

All of the above is your fault.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:57 pm

Have you ever heard of the Australian barn weasel? Of course not, you uncivilized idiot. I have spent the last 4 years and 10 months of my life designing these rooms to keep out people like us, with my nose in textbooks reading of horrors so awful, they may not actually exist.

The Australian barn weasel will find an environment of scrubland that is relatively you drink too much.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:59 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:01 am

There is no hotlinking at that image source.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:13 am

God dammit.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:19 am

That was unpleasant.

I'd like everyone to know that the man asked me to watch his spiders. When I would watch his (lovely) dogs and cats, he also demanded that I watch his giant spiders, even though I have a note from a medical professional that I have arachnophobia. Arachnidphobia.

I know that this place is mostly now populated by monster people, felons and Stephen Granade, but can any of you believe that?

Getting the one "pet" that -- the nerve of this guy, that's what I'm saying.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:20 am

Tell 'em the best part.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:29 am

Some of us, lately, have needed instructions on how to provide "the best part" when asked for the best part. Here's how you do it. Ahem.

The best part is, the last two times I house-sat, the spiders' containers were flipped by the dogs, thus creating a scenario disk where I had to interact with them.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:57 pm

I am apologizing on Ben's behalf to Flack for his comments in this thread.

He's sorry.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:29 am

pinback wrote:THINGS WE DO DO HERE:
2. Wait 4-6 weeks for delivery of new keyboards.

I suppose a complete and total bastard like you would be stupid enough to wait 4-6 weeks for a new keyboard. I went to Micro Center and bought a cheap replacement for $3.99 (PS/2, of course). Took two hours, and I'm in a wheelchair using public transportation.

Star Wars observer · Post by **Star Wars observer** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:40 pm

Tdarcos wrote:
Yoda wrote:Flame wars do not make one great.
If Yoda is one channeling, phrasing should similar be.

"Great one does not become from flame wars" would have been a much better Yoda-style (fake) quote.

You are thinking of the prequels version of Yoda, who is only a reverse-sentence-structure machine.

In Empire, when he was an actual character, he spoke the line "Wars do not make one great." to Luke.

Have some respect for the original, muppet-y Yoda, man.