Hire the morally handicapped

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:43 pm

The following spam appeared in a newsgroup:

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To which I responded:

On Mar 23, 12:51 am, My Python <mypython_2> wrote:

> Have you ever wondered what a day of survival
> means to many children who have become
> victims of catastrophes like earthquakes,
> flooding, famine and tsunamis world over??

"Have you ever wondered what a day of survival means to sociopaths like serial killers and child molesters? After a long day of torturing and/or dismembering victims, you need a chance to rest and refresh so you'll do better. They can't if they have trouble finding work.

"Help the sociopathic. Hire the morally handicapped."

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Flack · Post by **Flack** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:11 pm

Well good news, they just had an opening in the cat killing department!

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:51 pm

Flack wrote:Well good news, they just had an opening in the cat killing department!

I heard they call that Meowthanasia.

"Why do they call killing old people Youthenasia? Shouldn't it be Oldenasia? Shouldn't it only be called EUThanasia when it happens in the EU? Shouldn't they call it USThanasia when it happens here?"

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pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:53 pm

Tdarcos wrote:
Flack wrote:Well good news, they just had an opening in the cat killing department!
I heard they call that Meowthanasia.

::: record scratch :::

::: gears grinding to a halt :::

::: old man slurping soup :::