Flash Games You Will Never Beat Me At

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:26 pm

http://www.webstoregames.com/flash-game ... soccer.php

High score: 130

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:38 pm

I swear each one of these follows a similar pattern.

First game: score like twice.
Second game: best game I ever do.
Third game: in between #1 and #2
Fourth game: worst score as I try new tactics
Fifth game: I realize I just plain suck at it.

My best score was 44, on my second game.

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:46 pm

I've fallen into a similar pattern - when I was into Sonic Adventure 2, no one in my family nor inner circle would play me. Their complaints?

1) I was too fast
2) I emptied a level of rings on my first pass

After a few months of school, finally went back and played the game and couldn't achieve a ranking above B. A similar pattern has emerged for games such as Galaxian, Centipede, DonDonPachi and others - basically a bell curve from and into mediocrity.

Retro

PS My top score after two games was 5.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:01 pm

Soccer game------24 points, I suck

mini putt golf ------under par, better

THE
UGH!
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:25 pm

Alright, NEW GAME:

Find a flash game you CAN beat me at.

CAVEAT: It has to be a twitch-type test of skill, not like an adventure game or some shit. Something with a score that I can beat.

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:36 pm

http://www.everyflashgame.com/game/68/Galaxian.html

32,000 points

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:36 pm

pinback wrote:http://www.webstoregames.com/flash-game ... soccer.php

High score: 130

82.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:59 pm

RetroRomper wrote:http://www.everyflashgame.com/game/68/Galaxian.html

32,000 points

There is no way you played that game long enough to get 32,000 points. That is the worst, most boring game I have ever seen in my life. I quit at 1500, not because I lost, but because JESUS CHRIST, what a terrible game.

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:09 pm

pinback wrote:
RetroRomper wrote:http://www.everyflashgame.com/game/68/Galaxian.html

32,000 points
There is no way you played that game long enough to get 32,000 points. That is the worst, most boring game I have ever seen in my life. I quit at 1500, not because I lost, but because JESUS CHRIST, what a terrible game.

I meant Galaxian, haha. And no, my highest for that specific game was 5,600 I think.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:40 pm

Find me a good online version of Galaxian, and I will beat your 32,000 like it didn't wanna listen.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:11 pm

I just got 147 on this shit, and the shit doesn't even show me in the top 200 list:

http://www.soccerandroid.com/hiscores_a ... soccer.php

This is BULLSHIT.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:11 pm

Alright, wait, now it's showing me.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:28 am

I decided to cheat by putting the game in two-player mode (so the android never moves) and I still couldn't get half your score.

ChainGangGuy · Post by **ChainGangGuy** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:45 am

Wasn't there some other soccer game you were good at??

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 11:11 am

ChainGangGuy wrote:Wasn't there some other soccer game you were good at??

Yes. Yes, there was:

http://www.flonga.com/play/goal-strike.htm

GOAL STRIKE, bitches. I can't remember if I ever got 90 out of 100, but I definitely got 85+ out of 100. Maybe Robb will remember if I ever reported getting 90 out of 100 to him.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:37 am

pinback wrote:http://www.webstoregames.com/flash-game ... soccer.php

High score: 130

What's the fucking secret.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:14 pm

"The only winning move is not to play." -WOPR

There's only one way I know to score in most hockey and soccer games, but it takes two people. You position one in front of one end of the goal, and then take the other (with the ball to the other side. When the goalie runs to one end (where the ball is) you pass to the other guy and score. Works every time.

I've tried that same basic idea with the Android Soccer, but to no avail. I've dribbled it down the left hand side, then shot it to the right and tried to bang it in. It works 1 out of 10 times, which is not enough to get me anywhere near Pinback's score. Not even close.

You get 8 shots, right? I miss at least 4 of the 8, so no points for those. Of the others, sometimes I'll get it in the goal. I rarely get the bonus points.

I think my highest score without cheating was ~40 points.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:27 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
pinback wrote:http://www.webstoregames.com/flash-game ... soccer.php

High score: 130
What's the fucking secret.

I dunno. I generally kick it once slightly off to one side to get it close, and then kick it across the goal right at the end. Then I make sure to do that very fast. Then I make sure to try to hit the goal targets, at least get the "10" target on the first guy.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:39 am

9-Ball: 39,400

http://www.officewebgames.com/web-store/9-ball-pool.php

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:50 pm

Tdarcos wrote:9-Ball: 39,400

http://www.officewebgames.com/web-store/9-ball-pool.php

I will beat this.

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