Flash Games You Will Never Beat Me At

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:59 pm

pinback wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:9-Ball: 39,400

http://www.officewebgames.com/web-store/9-ball-pool.php
I will beat this.

59,200.

That took all of five minutes.

NEXT!?!?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:05 pm

Ping Pong: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/deta ... ieblkipjmp

I can beat it on medium, and you cannot.

(I can beat it on hard too, but I can also beat it on medium, and you will never beat it on medium.)

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:31 pm

pinback wrote:Ping Pong: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/deta ... ieblkipjmp

I can beat it on medium, and you cannot.

(I can beat it on hard too, but I can also beat it on medium, and you will never beat it on medium.)

Anything requiring Chrome to run troubles me, first because I've used Chrome and found it fails to follow some standards (that both Firefox and Internet Explorer both follow), and second, I could also argue that I dislike the idea of - the world does not need - another closed-source web browser, Firefox is Open Source and multiplatform.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:36 am

Tdarcos wrote:
pinback wrote:Ping Pong: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/deta ... ieblkipjmp

I can beat it on medium, and you cannot.

(I can beat it on hard too, but I can also beat it on medium, and you will never beat it on medium.)
Anything requiring Chrome to run troubles me, first because I've used Chrome and found it fails to follow some standards (that both Firefox and Internet Explorer both follow), and second, I could also argue that I dislike the idea of - the world does not need - another closed-source web browser, Firefox is Open Source and multiplatform.

I deny your claim that you are experiencing problems with Chrome and its ability to run against standards. I don't accept it.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:26 am

Tdarcos wrote:I could also argue that I dislike the idea of - the world does not need - another closed-source web browser, Firefox is Open Source and multiplatform.

http://code.google.com/chromium/

You fucking douchetard.

Bruce

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:35 am

http://www.webstoregames.com/flash-games/tennis.php

Of course, this game has no score, so all you can do is win the championship.

Which is to say, *I* can win the championship every single time, and you will NEVER win it as long as you try. Go ahead. Try.

In fact, you're so far away from winning the championship that you will come on here and declare that winning the championship is impossible, and I must be cheating to be able to do it every time (and I can, in fact, do it 100% of the time, very easily.)

Go ahead.

You'll swear I'm lying.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:02 am

Can we get some fun flash games in here? They walk back into the net on android soccer.

edit: http://www.officegamespot.com/gunblood.htm
a measly 109
edit: managed 262
edit 279

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:41 pm

GUNBLOOD? You're gonna challenge me at fucking GUNBLOOD?!

Alright. Alright sir. I accept your challenge.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:48 pm

297.

Flash game you cannot beat me at: GUNBLOOD.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:01 pm

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:40 pm

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:34 pm

185 so far.

I can't tell you how many times I've lost by accidentally clicking on that goddamn World of Warcraft ad on the right hand side accidentally.

EDIT: 282.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:33 pm

Flack wrote:185 so far.

I can't tell you how many times I've lost by accidentally clicking on that goddamn World of Warcraft ad on the right hand side accidentally.

EDIT: 282.

I'm sorry, Flack. We all love your participation here, but I think you got a little misguided. See, this is the thread where I am better at every flash game any of you n!33rs wanna throw at me, not where you post your own scores which are already lower than the ones I have already posted.

Perhaps we should make a new thread where people can post scores and accomplishments in flash games which are less than mine! Would that be fun for people? Post your worse-than-Pinback's scores on flash games you've played today?

We can totally do that, if that'd be fun!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:38 am

Gunblood is amazing. This - this is amazing. Holy shit. Game of the year?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:44 pm

ack 315!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:49 am

Worm wrote:ack 315!

Again, if you guys want to start a "Flash games we cannot beat pinback at" thread and post your sub-myself scores on it, that'd be fine.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:01 am

I WON and only got 290. Fuck you, Pinback. FUCK YOU.

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:06 am

http://www.y8playgames.com/game/pixelhate.html

11,838 points

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:37 am

RetroRomper wrote:http://www.y8playgames.com/game/pixelhate.html

11,838 points

14825.

What a wonderful game! Thank you for showing this (and losing this) to me.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:39 am

pinback wrote:327.

I too have 327 I have TIED THE PINNER.