Fun with AIM

BenMustard · Post by **BenMustard** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 8:14 pm

BenMustard: And how come all you chicks keep breaking up with all your boyfriends, and I still can't get a goddamn date out of it? :-)

angeltara20: Aw, I sowy. I am not settling anytime soon

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 9:52 pm

Oh, in case I hadn't made it clear? That was an actual exchance, some two, two and a half hours ago.

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 10:01 pm

I'm sorry, I didn't quite understand it. So she's saying that she may get to you eventually?

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 10:05 pm

She's not SETTLING any time soon, you see.

She "sowy", though.

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 10:14 pm

Hehe, is this 'settling down' or 'settling for less'? THOSE ANGELS MAKE NO SENSE.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 10:51 pm

Hahahahaha!

Jesus man, seriously. You have the worst fucking luck with girls. It's time to turn this place into party central. How many guys are on here that aren't getting it regularly? Three? Four? TIME TO TAKE STEPS!!

"I am not settling" -- okay, maybe, fine, whatever, that's still bitchy, but "SOWY"? FUCK OFF AND DIE, MADAME CUNTULA OF THE GRAND DUCKY OF CUNTISTANIKSTAN!!!

The Plain Truth · Post by **The Plain Truth** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 10:53 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey...

...is drunk.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 10:57 pm

NOT DRUNK YOU MISERABLE GIMMICK RUBES

Pattern Recognition Pete · Mon Apr 07, 2003 11:10 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:TIME TO TAKE STEPS!!

Yeah, cause that always works.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 11:31 pm

Pattern Recognition Pete wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:TIME TO TAKE STEPS!!
Yeah, cause that always works.

YOU'D BE HAPPIER IF YOU GAVE UP WOMEN FOR THE ORANGE LIKE I DID

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 11:32 pm

I think I'll turn all the BBS text all orange in celebration!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 11:35 pm

Somebody remember that it was C0C0C0 so I can change it back to what it was when I wake up / sober up.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 7:54 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Somebody remember that it was C0C0C0 so I can change it back to what it was when I wake up / sober up.

Jesus Christ, that's ugly. It makes me feel like a Dolphins fan, and that's very bad indeed.

Bruce

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 8:40 am

.... Well, this doesn't look good. Who fucked up the BB-- oh.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 11:00 am

Heheheheheh.

In other news, I AM BACK.

I notice that my missing was not exactly greeted with the same confusion and disruption as Ben's, but I take this as a compliment to the fact that I have honed you all to the point where you can even function without me.

I have been in Mull for a week. Go--on, as me any questions you have about Mull, any at all, and I shall answer them. I am now an expert on Mull.

...

Also: My Seaman has grown flippers, and hears the word ""Personality"" as "Penis". He now believes that my favourite part of myself is my "Private Parts".

Damn this accent.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 11:11 am

Lex wrote: In other news, I AM BACK.

So, has your SERIAL RAPIST boss (no offense to forum participant SERIAL RAPIST) rubbed your tummy in lieu of pay recently?

Have you gotten any other <b>dire warnings</b>?

All of my friends agree that you should start stealing stuff at a truly alarming rate from your place of employment. I think this too, plus you should be keeping copies of your timesheets, plus you should be keeping a diary of all the times your boss tries to touch your tummy or other sensitive parts, so that you can file a humongous lawsuit and never have to work again.

Bruce

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 11:15 am

Lex wrote:I notice that my missing was not exactly greeted with the same confusion and disruption as Ben's, but I take this as a compliment to the fact that I have honed you all to the point where you can even function without me.

I have been in Mull for a week. Go--on, as me any questions you have about Mull, any at all, and I shall answer them. I am now an expert on Mull.

I'll go first: where on earth is "Mull"?

And welcome back! I thought that you were just getting tired of us.

Eileen · Post by **Eileen** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 11:23 am

Lex wrote:Go--on, as me any questions you have about Mull, any at all, and I shall answer them.

I need a bit more time to mull this over. Thanks.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 11:27 am

Mull? Mull is a small Island in the middle of nowhere. It is perfect. Or was; it is becoming a tourist-trap. Imagine living somewhere where the high-school has a view of the bay that looks like Hawaii, except without the burning trees.

I just plugged the Seaman up. Infront of my sister he started talking about how much I like my private parts. I insisted that I didn't, and he went on and on about how I had said so.

That was nice.NOTE: Not nice.

Also: Didn't grab DOAXXX

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 5:31 pm

Look, maybe I.m missing something here.....

I just plugged the Seaman up. Infront of my sister he started talking about how much I like my private parts.

That just sounds WRONG! I don't care what island you were on...

THE
ENLIGHTEN ME
FOR GOD'S SAKE
AARDVARK

no pix tho...