EMERGENCY NOTICE: CALTROPS HAS CRASHED (fixed)

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:49 pm

Original Title: EMERGENCY MESSAGE: CALTROPS IS GIVING ERRORS (Fixed)
Original message posted this morning:

At the top of the page for Caltrops, PHP is giving an error message

arning: session_start() [function.session-start]: open(/tmp/sess_80s6qno4qr77qstpleh6etfno2, O_RDWR) failed: No space left on device (28) in /home/caltrops/caltrops.com/pointy.php on line 30

[Update 10:23 EST]: Thanks, Caltrops is now fixed and is no longer giving error messages. Note that I did not blank out, alter the original text, or remove this message. I have revised the title to show that it is no longer an emergency.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 1:35 pm

Message today:

Not Found

The requested URL /pointy.php was not found on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:25 pm

caltrops still down

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:08 pm

pinback wrote:caltrops still down

As you noted, and it's still down, plus I sent this as PM here and e-mail to Jonsey. I included you in the e-mail in case I don't have his right, and because I figure you could call him if bad came to worse.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 8:02 pm

caltrops still down

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 10:08 pm

Jonsey mailed me to tell me the site is up, and it is. This emergency has been abated.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:36 pm

Caltrops is down again.

Jonsey, consider consolidating your web hosting services? And maybe consolidating them with something that works?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:10 pm

Caltrops is down for retooling.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat May 24, 2014 4:17 pm

pointy.php is apparently missing and Caltrops is going to a 404 page.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat May 24, 2014 11:08 pm

I love when Caltrops is down. That makes me a smaller person. A weaker person. A person willing to peddle his respect to the highest bidder. An emotionally juvenile man-child of the lowest order.

I'm comfortable with that. I love when it's down.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sun May 25, 2014 12:58 pm

pinback wrote:I love when Caltrops is down.

Why would it matter to you? You hardly ever even post there.

pinback wrote:That makes me a smaller person. A weaker person. A person willing to peddle his respect to the highest bidder.

"I wasn't ashamed that I could be bribed; anyone below the wealth level of Bill Gates, Carlos Slim or Warren Buffet can be bribed. I was ashamed at how cheaply I could be bribed." - Paul Robinson

"You'd be amazed at the amount of information or actions you can get from someone for a pack of cigarettes. For a carton, the sky's almost the limit, and for a case, well, you could probably arrange to have someone disappear." - Tam O'Shanter

pinback wrote:An emotionally juvenile man-child of the lowest order.

You're that way even when Caltrops isn't down, so what's new here?

pinback wrote:I'm comfortable with that. I love when it's down.

I said that Caltrops had gone down, not that it was going down on you.

"Don't let the sun go down on me." - Elton John

Cannibal Dave · Post by **Cannibal Dave** » Sun May 25, 2014 7:52 pm

I came here when Caltrops committed suicide, and as a random tangent? I wish I had posted there more often.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon May 26, 2014 10:32 am

Cannibal Dave wrote:I came here when Caltrops committed suicide, and as a random tangent? I wish I had posted there more often.

So do I! I will never understand why nobody posts in numbers over there. Any contingent of posters that would yell at people has long since left. I think it's one of the friendlier places on the Internet, unless you are like Pinback and just look to start shit constantly.

It's back up, FWIW. It's not going anywhere as long as I am alive.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jun 02, 2022 5:40 am

Caltrops is down right now due to a Dreamhost problem.

EMERGENCY NOTICE: CALTROPS HAS CRASHED (fixed)

EMERGENCY NOTICE: CALTROPS HAS CRASHED (fixed)

EMERGENCY NOTICE: CALTROPS HAS CRASHED

EMERGENCY NOTICE: CALTROPS HAS CRASHED

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