Lex

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 12:38 pm

Why does Lex refuse to fix the typo in his .sig?

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 12:46 pm

BECAUSE I AM ON STRIKE UNTIL YOU ALL SIGN ONTO MY MAILING LIST LOL ROFL ROOFLES KEKEKEEKEKEKEKEKEK ^__^!!!!!!!!11111111

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 9:02 pm

It sounds so... I don't know, "mean" when you say it, Lex.

Also: Apple hasn't been getting NEARLY enough shit for these miserable ads lately. Not NEARLY.

I suppose we could rip off Something Awful and the [H]ard Forums and Photoshop some of them, I guess.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 9:58 pm

Yes.

I hope all those Apple people die.

(Painfully, if possible.)

"My name is Orville Schmendrick, and I'm a Windows LAN administrator."

"My name is Gertrude Blastoma, and I'm so fucking desperate I'm thinking about sucking off Orville Schmendrick for the cheap thrill."

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jun 27, 2002 10:36 am

I hate each and every one of those people -- whether or not they are actors or real, live, wholly pathetic human beings who were tantalized at the prospect of putting their ignorance at several tasks on display for the entire nation -- but the one that really kills me is that Far Side-spectacled emo fucker who's line is something like, "Using my PC was like being in a bad relationship." When the hell did that miserable fucker ever find himself in a bad relationship? A six week stretch when his left hand was in a cast?

I'm so mad, I'm going to go pirate Quicktime 6. AHOY MAT3Y3S!!!1