Taking off for a bit.

pinner · Post by **pinner** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:56 pm

Howdy. This is not a "I'M LEAVING FOREVER!!" message, I just need to change up my routine until I'm sure I'm not going to die within a week.

Robb, you may fill them in on the details if anyone asks/cares.

Don't let this place die in my absence!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:40 pm

Don't let him go all Straw on us either!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 8:43 pm

That's a good point. From now on when anyone posts something disagreeable, we're all gonna say, "Straw died and you're still here. Unbelievable."

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:13 am

Ben just needs a little time away, I heard him say.

I am here to answer your questions about Benjamin Parrish.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 4:20 pm

So he fell off the wagon and his wife left him, taking the green funMobile with her. Where does it go from here? Does he get to keep his 6.8 dogs?

THE
NEXT STEP
AARDVARK

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 6:31 am

Ben, I wish you the best. Get your shit together and I will send you a bottle of any kind of hot sauce you want.

If you end up living with Tdarcos over all of this I will personally put up the cash to turn that shit into the greatest reality show ever.

Dr. Phil · Post by **Dr. Phil** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 11:56 am

AArdvark wrote:So he fell off the wagon and his wife left him,

But she already knew he was a fat drunk piece of shit. What's different this time?

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:42 pm

That seems unnecessary, Paul.

ChainGangGuy · Post by **ChainGangGuy** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 9:59 am

Boy, you could hear a pin drop in here.

The Happiness Engine · Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:58 am

When do we get our Pin...<i>back</i>?

No seriously, feel better.

DICE · Post by **DICE** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 11:19 am

PINBACK HAD A LITTLE LAMB
OH WAIT THAT'S A FIFTH OF VODKA

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:24 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Ben just needs a little time away, I heard him say.

Everybody needs a little time away
I heard her say
From each other
- Chicago, Hard For Me To Say I'm Sorry

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I am here to answer your questions about Benjamin Parrish.

What kind of music does he like? Does he like Chicago, or Peter Cetera, or ELO, or The Moody Blues? Because if he doesn't like the latter, I am Running Out of Love for him.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:26 am

Damn, I remembered this after I saved the previous one.

Does Ben like the movie with his name?

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 5:38 pm

Is there an update? Anyone? Anyone?

Don't want to read about it on the web...or the Tdarcos outlived thread.

THE
CAN'T BELIEVE
AARDVARK