June Fatass Challenge

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 7:20 am

Here's mine:

CURRENT: 297
GOAL: 275

Anyone else? Let's do this.

RealNC · Post by **RealNC** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:30 am

Current: 229
Target: 240

Extra cheese on every pizza should do it.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:00 pm

Here's the deal. I'll join for one month.

If you go 7 days without updating I delete the thread and I delete every single other weight loss thread. They're like carrion, infecting the place and hanging around waiting to be scraped away. Okay, that's not carrion but I am in such contempt of these I don't care.

DON'T ABANDON IT. This is your and the website's LAST CHANCE.

The Happiness Engine · Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:54 pm

Current: 118.5
Target: 12...5? Can I get back to what I weighed BEFORE I had to give up my precious gin? At least just maybe shove an extra cheeseburger in my mouth every day? ANYTHING?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:05 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Here's the deal. I'll join for one month.

Yeah. "June" is the month. Says so right in the title.

Fatass · Post by **Fatass** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:10 pm

I was 164.5 for like 3 months and then I got a job in my field (which is pretty tiring at this time of year) and immediately lost a bunch of weight, am fitting into clothes I haven't in a year and still losing, but since I haven't been to the gym more than twice in a month can't really quantify the loss. I know I lost around 5 pounds the first 2 weeks but haven't weighed in since. All you really have to do is walk around and pick things up and put them down all day until you are too tired to move and then fall asleep without eating or drinking anything.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:38 am

6/2: 295.6

ChainGangGuy · Post by **ChainGangGuy** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:23 am

I'll weigh-in tonight! A June FAC may pair well with the impending June 23rd, 2015 is Crush-a-Bitch Tuesday.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 8:29 am

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Here's the deal. I'll join for one month.
Yeah. "June" is the month. Says so right in the title.

Don't get acerbic with me, pal. I'll ask you not to nicely.

The Happiness Engine · Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:43 pm

After some HEAVY pooping, I'm up to 119! Progress! That I immediately sabotaged by not eating an entire pound of free pastrami for lunch that was my right! Check back soon, True Believers!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:22 am

6/3: 295.2

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:35 am

6/4: 295.2, which is pretty good news because that's the same as the day before, and I totally pigged out and didn't exercise yesterday.

275 is gonna be tough to hit by the end of the month. I think anything around the 280 mark will be a relative success. But we'll see.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 5:05 am

6/6: 300.0

What the fuck!? What is this happy horseshit? Nigga can't gain five pounds in two days.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:30 am

What did you eat yesterday?

The Happiness Engine · Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:43 am

120.8, BOO-YAH! I had some Chipotle, and some egg salad, but now this coffee is going to make me poop out all my SICK GAINS. >:(

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:27 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:What did you eat yesterday?

Colcannon.

Lots and lots of colcannon.

The Happiness Engine · Mon Jun 08, 2015 3:06 pm

117.4. Turns out you have to eat like...EVERY day. This is clearly bullshit.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jun 08, 2015 10:03 pm

All right I'll go down the scale and take a look. You guys really kept u--

Oh, Pinback gave up already. Huh.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:00 am

299.6. Bit of a struggle over here.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:43 am

Hmm. I got smug and I got cocky.

Start: 219.8
Today: 220.6

I know "they" say you're not supposed to check in every day. FUCK THAT. I will do everything wrong, which by extension means that I will screw this up horribly and get myself into the hospital on an IV.

On an IV, everyone loses weight.

My goal is 209.8. That would be, by far, the least I've weighed in a good ten years.

I'll note everything I had to eat on June 9th so you can make fun of me. I was supposed to bring a roll in to have a sandwich for lunch. Did I remember it? Of course not. God, I hate the fact that I can't remember jack shit. I'd pay $40 a month to boost my memory.