We ended up with 20 lbs of them over the weekend and it is all I've been eating, in addition to my Adrian Peterson box of Wheaties:

(They had this whole anti-Cheerios campaign going where they said Make The Switch)
Anyway, I am here to answer your questions, any questions you might have about an all-peach diet. I'll start you off with a freebee.
Q: How many times have you sung that Presidents of the United States of America song this last week?
A: One hundred times for every peach. It has replaced "DOOM HOUSE" as my go-to phrase around here.
Now I await yours.