Move over Tdarcos, meet Russell Hawkins!

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:10 pm

In my new favorite YouTube video, Russell Hawkins takes the world's hottest pepper, vapes it, snorts it, and then rubs the rest of it in his eyeball.

My hero!

You can safely jump to 4:30 and start watching from there.

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pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:15 pm

Typical Broncos fan.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jun 16, 2016 5:22 pm

Commander, are you going to take this insolence from this interloper?

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:31 pm

What da fuck. Why do people DO these things? I laughed for the entire video because the guy is a moron.

Hey Ben, remember when you ate those ghost pepper chicken wings? Would you rub some of that in your eye? F no!

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pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jun 16, 2016 7:29 pm

Not intentionally. I always do it accidental-- wait, I gotta go change my answer on Paul's poll.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:34 pm

I'm blind in one eye - Ben may know about it because he's met me in person, twice - and do you really think I want to see someone do something with their eyes? I can't even watch that sort of thing.

I had to turn away when they had a scene where a courier verification required they stick a needle in her eye to extract some fluid for testing in the movie Ultraviolet. Jesus I gotta wonder how desperate you'd have to be to take that kind of job.

I mean, I know it's fake and I still can't watch.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jun 18, 2016 9:30 am

No, that part was real, which is why there was a lot of discussion for Best Actress on the part of Charlize Theron for what was otherwise a poofy comic book movie.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Sat Jun 18, 2016 2:50 pm

I'm going to guess the captain was not a big fan of "Un Chien Andalou"?

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AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Jun 18, 2016 7:32 pm

The hell, man. What kind of video IS that.

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AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Jun 18, 2016 7:34 pm

I closed my eyes at the critical moment. There's things I don't need to see.

Who makes movies like that?

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Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Jun 18, 2016 7:54 pm

AArdvark wrote:I closed my eyes at the critical moment. There's things I don't need to see.

Who makes movies like that?

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No, it was the woman that was blind!

As soon as I saw the razor I immediately turned away. I don't know if it would have made me puke, but I don't want to find out.

While Michael Johnson sang that he was "Bluer Than Blue," this sort of thing is "sicker than sick."

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Sun Jun 19, 2016 6:42 am

AArdvark wrote:Who makes movies like that?

Salvador Dali, 1929.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Jun 19, 2016 2:17 pm

man, I wish he would have stuck to painting clock trees or whatever.

Had a nightmare about that last night. Ug!

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