Christmas is here again

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 5:59 am

Retro, we're here for you. Anytime you need to vent you have an audience.

THE
STILL FEEL BAD
ABOUT STRAW
AARDVARK

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:11 am

Oh, I just thought up a much better sig for the gingerbread man thing. In the interest of brevity, I won't quote it again but will edit my post.

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LAUGHS AT ANYTHING
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:23 am

AArdvark wrote:Retro, we're here for you. Anytime you need to vent you have an audience.

THE
STILL FEEL BAD
ABOUT STRAW
AARDVARK

Troll Room only, though.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:23 am

Also, fix your broken avatar thing, it's bugging me.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:18 am

What avatar?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:20 am

Whatever this is. It's a broken image appearing next to your (and others') names:

http://www.joltcountry.com/phpBB2/image ... 240123.gif

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:10 am

Odd, I never had one here before. I will look into this avatar thing.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:38 pm

Phpbb wrote in a rude manner:

Could not write avatar file to local storage. Please contact the board administrator with this message

DEBUG MODE

Line : 179
File : usercp_avatar.php

I see why there are no avatars on this forum. I tried for an hour to manipulate my selected picture to meet the requirements but it still laughed at me. Finally gave me this error.

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NO PHOTOSHOW
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:58 pm

At least the broken image link is gone. Success!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:24 pm

Yeah, but nobody got to see the cool picture I was going to use. And because the software talked rude to me nobody's going to see it nohow, noway.

(folds arms)

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SO THERE, SOFTWARE
AARDVARK

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:05 pm

RetroR wrote:It's becoming obvious that I won't even have this terrible, makeshift family that tried to evict me over soaking dishes in the sink and taking out the trash, for Christmas. Let's not mention the girlfriend who routinely rattles my cage with the threat of breakup over being vaguely unhappy, knowing full well it'll leave me homeless.

I hate the holidays.

Retro "still here only because there isn't a gun in the house" Romper

Are you talking about US? Are WE the makeshift family? If anything, we've been trying to get you to post MORE.

Look, 10 years ago you got a little worked up, took things a little too seriously and took some time off. Then you returned as a valuable member and contributor.

You should see yourself the way I see you.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:06 pm

AArdvark wrote:Phpbb wrote in a rude manner:

Could not write avatar file to local storage. Please contact the board administrator with this message

DEBUG MODE

Line : 179
File : usercp_avatar.php
I see why there are no avatars on this forum. I tried for an hour to manipulate my selected picture to meet the requirements but it still laughed at me. Finally gave me this error.

THE
NO PHOTOSHOW
AARDVARK

I turned on broken avatars.

Merry Christmas, everybody! Hahah! banana!

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:52 am

Oh, I was actually referring to hapticanimal and co. Things have been pointlessly stressful for various stupid reasons. But yes, late night depressed posting after an argument tends to lead to.. Less savory thoughts.

Thank you everyone! I'll make sure to call on Billy Mays for help if I need it!

ChainGangGuy · Post by **ChainGangGuy** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 5:52 pm

Merry Christmas, Retro.

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 10:18 pm

And to you to, CGG.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:19 pm

Ok, so Los Angeles County is suing four major retailers because they made false advertising claims. I put this in here cause it tangentially Christmas related. Retailers have been doing this for decades, if not longer, why get all up in arms about it now?

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SHOULDERS SHRUGGED
AARDVARK

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 6:38 pm

Well, we survived. I guess it was fun. Glad it's only once a year. Like the holiday, hate the pressure. What are the song lyrics by the Waitresses again? the Commander will know, I'm sure.

Got a bat house! OOooo! That will keep the marskeechios down next summer. There's lots of stuff I'm gonna get online in the next couple days too.

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READY TO START CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
AARDVARK

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 11:36 pm

So I was so wasted, I encountered hapticanimal and she tried to swallow a bottle of my pills.
She was then admitted to inpatient, apparently... As I just woke up from falling asleeeeeeep at the toilet.

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 11:37 pm

I then proceeded to eat her sandwich.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 1:26 am

Ah-ha! The old topsy-tursvy swillsy-pillsy!