The Answer to Everything

Jeff Foster · Post by **Jeff Foster** » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:25 am

The one reading these words is the one who wrote them.

The answer to everything is contained in that sentence.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:30 pm

How did this get to be the whack base? We want to discuss the latest episode of Don Rogers and all we get is navel contemplation and 'this is not here' shit.

THE
THE FUCK!
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:16 pm

I dunno, man. Maybe Jonsey can IP ban these idiots or something. It's getting out of control.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sun Feb 12, 2017 7:13 pm

pinback wrote:I dunno, man. Maybe Jonsey can IP ban these idiots or something. It's getting out of control.

Maybe they're noticing all of your new-age references. And then again, if human beings don't have free will then their posting here was inevitable.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Feb 12, 2017 8:24 pm

Well, I dunno, but I'm getting a little sick of these hippie douchebags cluttering up my base.

Robb? Anything we can do about it?

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Mon Feb 13, 2017 4:24 am

pinback wrote:Well, I dunno, but I'm getting a little sick of these hippie douchebags cluttering up my base.

Robb? Anything we can do about it?

Why not create a thread in another base entitled "Shiposts not from regular members" and move anything not from me or Billy Mays - who apparently you have managed to scare away - that is a shitpost there. Oh, but then you couldn't move my replies to some of these <s>pearls</s> turds of wisdom.

Okay, "Shitposts started by non-members" can be the dump thread.

Wait! I have an even better idea, and if you don't think I'm funny, well, too bad. Create a new base called "Shitposts" that you can drop these into. Plus, the board automatically dumps anything I write to that base no matter where I posted it, plus, to help keep everything else clean, it also dumps there any post anyone else makes that has my name in it!

Including my real name, so when someone mentions how Aaron Paul of Breaking Bad was a good actor, or Robinson Crusoe was a great story, those get moved too!

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:24 pm

I just had this amazing idea. We should create a forum where each time someone posts, one of a hundred random things happens. Maybe the post gets moved somewhere. Maybe it gets turned into bold. Maybe the words are reversed. Maybe the response is added to another post. It would be total random pandemonium. In fact, there's your name, randomoneum.

FlyingCarp · Post by **FlyingCarp** » Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:37 am

The one reading these words is the one who wrote them.

The answer to everything is contained in that sentence.

Whoa dude.....this totally means that when Billy Mays got banned, we all got banned. It's all of our fault he was a douche. We're all douches. I'm like totally empowered to finally be able to admit that I am douche.

I think I need to put on my vagina costume and take a personal day.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:54 am

We are all putting on our vagina costume.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 2:01 pm

pinback wrote:We are all putting on our vagina costume.

I'm all up on that as long as someone commits a dick move at some point.