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Is that a political death joke? Can we allow...well, if the NBA died I guess it's olny fair.

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AArdvark wrote: Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:33 pm Is that a political death joke? Can we allow...well, if the NBA died I guess it's olny fair.

Well, we did pretty much the same joke here when he got elected. I'm surprised the Commander is repeating humor from years back. A rare misstep.

Now is the time that we start to post minor celebrities and people that folks don't really know because they just died from the COVID-19 virus. Apparently up to 200k Americans will die from this so some percentage of these will be at least minor celebrities. Nobody thinks that Tdarcos will die from the coronavirus because he's safely contained in a nursing home.

I dunno who that is, and neither does Google image search.

pinback wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:38 pm I dunno who that is, and neither does Google image search.

Weird, that came from a google news recommended article. I've already forgotten which minor celebrity that was so will have to re-research it.

You posted a dead guy that you don't know who they were? That's like downloading a program without knowing what it does!

pinback wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:38 pm I dunno who that is, and neither does Google image search.

This is a mindfuck, I only read google news and bing news and this came from an article. He was some kind of b or c rated guy that they wrote about and no, I didn't know who the guy was, only posted because of seems like all kinds of folks are dying from this thing. Never did I consider that the image wouldn't come up on google search. I guess I fucked up the game here.

The guy Pinner posted was, I think, in Fountains of Wayne.

Photo from 1976"Just the two of us," him and his not-very functional heart. "You just keep on usin' me, until you use me up," At age 91, Bill Withers finally used up his heart. He died March 30, and the guy here in the nursing home who told me thought he died from the coronavirus.

What is it with the fucking Kennedy family and their weird deaths? A canoe accident? Who even dies in a canoeing accident anymore? Why weren't they wearing life jackets like I was taught to do at 10 years old in the Boy Scouts? Most places, it's even the law that you have to. The last episode was a goddamn plane crash that killed part of their family when JFK Jr. wasn't even certified to have even been flying on instruments. It's either karma (from the ill gotten gains that started the dynasty) or some kind of odd overconfidence. If I were a Kennedy, I don't care how rich I am or what kind of dynasty family I think I'm in, I'm wearing life jackets and bulletproof vests and staying on hard ground, maybe don't even leave the house but when they do that they end up as hoarders with cat shit in their house.

Mary Jo came up from the depths like Jason Voorhees and killed them both, that's what I think happened.

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"Ted Kennedy for Lifeguard." - Protest sign at nominating convention.

Tdarcos wrote: Sun Apr 05, 2020 6:01 am "Ted Kennedy for Lifeguard." - Protest sign at nominating convention.

Now, that was funny. Bravo commander

I second teh funny!

If you don't think one person can make a difference, consider it was Mary Jo Kopechne who stopped Ted Kennedy from becoming President. And she didn't have to do anything!

All she had to do was stay black and die

Former Saints kicker Tom Dempsey of coronavirus.

She's together with little Alex now.

Is that the actress who slaps Chief Brody in Jaws because he didn't close the beaches in time to keep her son from being killed?