Jolt Country

The Happiness Engine wrote: Fri Aug 28, 2020 1:54 pm So, murder-porn it is then huh?

I mean, it's got murder in it and I've used it for porn. If that means we have to use that label, then yeah. It's murder-porn.

That guy was awesome. What a horrible, horrible tragedy.

Billy Mays wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 9:30 pm

Tdarcos wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 8:21 pmThey weighed me a couple of weeks ago. I weigh 297.4, down from 302.8.

How do they weigh you?

There is a device called a "Hoya Lift", in which they roll me on one side, then the other, to put a plastic mat under me. The four corners of the mat have straps, that are hooked to the clips on the lift part of the Hoya Lift. which then pulls me up out of bed the way a fish can be hung on a scale. Some Hoya lifts are just to move a patient, others have a scale built in. If you check out the link above, first you'll discover they're like a small crane, and second, with them priced as low as $402 they're not that expensive, although the ones with scales are more, I'm sure.

Yeah, yeah, I know, spare me the jokes about only the ones that lift fish have scales.

Tdarcos wrote: Sat Aug 29, 2020 6:03 amYeah, yeah, I know, spare me the jokes about only the ones that lift fish have scales.

I was actually going to congratulate you on your weight loss.

Extreme weight loss is the one thing TDARCOS has in common with everyone else depicted in the thread.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Fri Aug 28, 2020 8:06 pm That guy was awesome. What a horrible, horrible tragedy.

Sad to hear this, i never saw Black Panther but he was funny in this clip.

Jonsey, can you recommend anything he's been in thats great?

If Trump tries to nominate anyone before the election, the Dems need to start a brawl on the Senate floor.

Ruth kicked the bucket? I thought she was over the cancer.

BALLS!

Bitch was 87, whaddya want.

When the future of your country hinges on the survival of an 87 year old broad, it's already way, WAY too late.

pinback wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 7:30 pm Bitch was 87, whaddya want.

When the future of your country hinges on the survival of an 87 year old broad, it's already way, WAY too late.

Exactly. The bitch should have retired in 2009 when Obama had the Senate and she found out her cancer came back but as Pancreatic, nobody survives that except Alex Trebek.

It was incredibly impressive how RBG beat cancer multiple times and stayed on the court the whole time. I'm sure every ounce of her will was devoted to trying to live just a few more months, but she couldn't quite make it. The thought did occur to me that she might drop dead the day Biden is inaugurated...if Trump were to be reelected I fully expected her to try to stay on through another term.

I suppose part of growing old inevitably involves seeing everyone you consider old gradually die off. George Burns is dead. RBG is dead. Abe Vigoda is dead. Abe Vigoda wasn't supposed to die! Mel Brooks, though, is still alive. Maybe he really will become the 2000 year old man after all.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sat Aug 29, 2020 9:20 am Extreme weight loss is the one thing TDARCOS has in common with everyone else depicted in the thread.

Yes, but everyone else here has the advantage they have a leg up on me.

And we can all match our socks if we so choose!

Wasn't she responsible for the murder of a ludicrous amount babies?

Fuck yeah!

Billy Mays wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 4:03 pm Wasn't she responsible for the murder of a ludicrous amount babies?

Embryos aren't babies. Besides, why do you want more babies "of color" to grow up and vote your assholes out of office? You anti-choice fucks realize that hispanics multiply like bunnies right?

Billy Mays wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 4:03 pm Wasn't she responsible for the murder of a ludicrous amount babies?

And somehow you slipped through the cracks.

Casual Observer wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2020 4:19 amEmbryos aren't babies.

Yeah, little lungs and feet and other parts in a bloody pile of dead baby, totally not babies you sicko. I'd post a picture of it but ICJ and others here hate seeing the actual consequences of their beliefs.

RealNC wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2020 4:50 am

Billy Mays wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 4:03 pm Wasn't she responsible for the murder of a ludicrous amount babies?

And somehow you slipped through the cracks.

Go back to eating your apples you old horse.