Jolt Country

Just remember this, for damn sure...he may not be the wittiest kid on this block, but he's not a sucker, and you can only poke at him so many times before you get bit, Parrish...

That sounds like a threat to me.

Excellent, of course.

Shut up, Lux!

I don't need this. I'm an Artist. What I do I do because of Love. And I can't stand anymore -- Ben, you broke the fucking world, and not for the glory, or the pussy (because, let's face it, you're Ben), you simply did it because, and that's not good enough these days, friend.

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to have a good time in Scotland? I come to this board to hide, hide from my abusive parents and the drug-taking police. The last time the Social Worker came round, he kneed me in the crotch. Repeatedly. It wouldn't be so bad, but now when I go to work all I get is Rubbs to my Tummy. And I can't TAKE ANYMORE!

This is it! I... I just can't take it! I will never see my children grow up, I will not know what it's like to have... relations... with a 14-year-old boy, but worst of all, I will never know the deliscious story-driven clickety-clack of Necrotic Drift.

Ben -- Way to go, first of all you ruin the fucking Internet, then can't even hold together your own Summer Project for more than 2 weeks, but now you've killed a rather promising young man.

So, fuck you. Bitch.

** applause **

Just when you think nothing interesting is happening, you read something like this...

Wait, are Scottish people even allowed on this board?

Damn, I should have read the "terms of agreement" page more closely.

It's about time Lex stood up for himself.

So, Parrish, you come to this site to do nothing but badmouth my little brother? How's the empty life going, good? Good.

Shut up, Lex's entire family!

Hey, Ben?!?!?!

Yeah, you, Ben "Pinback" Parrish!!?!?!

I have ONE thing to say to you:

Shut The Hell Up, Ben!

That seems awfully unlikely. But we shouldn't pollute up this fine board with our own personal squabbles. Here, contact me via email, and we can settle it offline:

shutthefuckuplex@yahoo.com

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:It's about time Lex stood up for himself.

Could he be funny at the same time?

Whoa, Worm! That was pretty harsh, man. There are definitely going to be some hurt feelings as a result of your post.

My respect for you has multiplied nine-fold!

Worm is a Virgin.

This is what I meant. You could of always went on some tirade about how I am a hopeless piece of shit unwilling to come to term with himself and get out of his fucking house and make some friends. But, I get this.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:o Get Roody's package mailed to him.

Jesus Christ, Jonsey, how long does it take to go to the post office, put shit in a box and send it on its way?

Two quick questions for ICJ, don't feel obligated to answer if you're tied up with something else:

1.) When you mention the nine million people looking for Full Throttle, are you being sarcastic? There's all of two comments in there, both of them from 2002 IIRC. Do you have access to some sort of stats from Google or something that I wouldn't know about?

2.) Is there anything else that you can tell us about the thing for Cadre that you can't tell us about? Because, as far as an edgy "teaser" campaign for whatever this is goes: my curiosity may be considered piqued.

ZB

Protagonist X wrote:1.) When you mention the nine million people looking for Full Throttle, are you being sarcastic? There's all of two comments in there, both of them from 2002 IIRC. Do you have access to some sort of stats from Google or something that I wouldn't know about?

No, I'm totally serious. There should be a ... ah, I see that when I go to the RFTK site that I never uploaded the new FT review. Doing that presently... OK, set. Yeah, let me see if I can find the web stats on that.

2.) Is there anything else that you can tell us about the thing for Cadre that you can't tell us about? Because, as far as an edgy "teaser" campaign for whatever this is goes: my curiosity may be considered piqued.

It's for a new game of his. I am hesitant to say more than he's said on his webpage out of professional courtesy and all that. I probably should not have put that one there, as hyping up someone's release is kind of gauche.

pinback wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:o Get Roody's package mailed to him.

Jesus Christ, Jonsey, how long does it take to go to the post office, put shit in a box and send it on its way?

"Do it? I did it thirty-five minutes ago." -- Ozymandius

Actually, Friday. I just didn't edit the mail. Jerk.

PTX, here's a link to those stats:

Link!!

o Get together all the Dragon's Lair stuff.

Jesus Christ, Jonsey, how long does it take to get a bunch of crap about an old cartoon video game together?