I am getting the Online Steel Battalion, anyone joining me?

Keza · Post by **Keza** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:14 pm

*applauds* Good comeback. Damn the powers of visual representation!

Look for me. I'm That Chick. You know, the only one in there who isn't an employee.

sargent_serious · Post by **sargent_serious** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:24 pm

wat!.. ur a chick?

sargent_serious · Post by **sargent_serious** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:26 pm

sorry i had no idea u were a lady.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:33 pm

sargent_serious wrote:sorry i had no idea u were a lady.

Let's clean it up a little, Sarge. Maybe this Terrell Owens "HV A NCE DY TERRY DONAHUE SI A BLLY WRIGGIN GARTER SNAEK" stuff passes in This Man's Army or the Army of One or within the ranks of the rag-tag batch of disenchanted basteard scalliwags you're leading to the honeypot n' nectared Promised Land, but as far as I am concerned, the platoon's first mission is in liberating the Communications Base.

sargent_serious wrote:Sorry. I had no idea you were a lady.

Much better.

Keza · Post by **Keza** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:38 pm

Robb, did I ever mention that you're really, really great?

And seargent: Female, yes, but sadly I suspect that there are few who would call me a lady. Did the signature not at least give you the slightest of clues?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:18 pm

If it will stop this guy from trying to "rip into" another person on this board, I think we can safely say we all are a tribe of internet amazons.

Knuckles · Post by **Knuckles** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 4:05 pm

Worm wrote:If it will stop this guy from trying to "rip into" another person on this board, I think we can safely say we all are a tribe of internet amazons.

Come on Worm, we all know you like to be ripped into.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 6:20 pm

I gave this awhile. I saw it, and didn't really believe. Here I am, the summation of my fears, hopes, and dreams to only splurge forth: "huh?". What is that some "OMG U R GAY" joke? Was it a reference to the posting I do on other forums? Which a good part of the people here won't even get. Was it just some totally unrelated shit you typed? Could you not have stop hitting reload until there was somewhere you could showcase your awesome little gimmicky personality?

Look, I don't know if you are a real human being who decided start posting here under this gimmick reeking name, three sheets to the wind. Though with all message boards there is a slight responsibility to if you are going to try to take a thread off track you could at the very least start it with some gumption. Just don't pull this IYKWIM AITYD business unless it is a little joke.

Unless this was engineered to be entirely mystifying then I only have to say.
keke la
zerg rush

Steel Battalion Man · Post by **Steel Battalion Man** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 6:32 am

It's a shame Worm killed this thread.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 10:45 am

Yea, I ruined the forum in which sargent_serious and Lex could talk about a game that no one else would buy. How about a start a thread about us getting get together to LARP?

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 12:38 pm

...I'm in Worm's corner on this one, yeah.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 1:52 pm

Yeah, point: Worm.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 1:52 pm

But seriously -- is there like one woman in Scotland? One chcik for every 30 guys? Half of the users that currently make up the userlist came over here to stalk Keza.

Someone help me understand this.

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 2:01 pm

I'm on Lex and sargent serious's side here. The fact that we'll never buy this game is all the more reason that they should talk incessantly about it. It's edu-tainment.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 2:30 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:But seriously -- is there like one woman in Scotland? One chcik for every 30 guys? Half of the users that currently make up the userlist came over here to stalk Keza.

Someone help me understand this.

Well, I think it goes like this:

Put yourself back in that EB uniform (figuratively of course), I'm sure it hurts(again, figuratively) but we need to go back there. Now, think about if a sixteen year old girl constantly hung out in your EB and really dug games. She's just always there sitting around, with breasts and all. If you were sixteen at the time (I don't remember the story well enough, if you were or weren't) wouldn't you follow her? From this BBS to Hell's own BBS?

Keza · Post by **Keza** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 8:07 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:But seriously -- is there like one woman in Scotland? One chcik for every 30 guys? Half of the users that currently make up the userlist came over here to stalk Keza.

Someone help me understand this.

It's fairly simple.

1) I'm a girl.

2) I like games.

3) I spent the best part of the last year working on a website which got a good few million hits a week.

It happens.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 8:47 am

Keza wrote: It's fairly simple.

1) I'm a girl.

2) I like games.

3) I spent the best part of the last year working on a website which got a good few million hits a week.

It happens.

Yea, what she said, but funnier.

Keza · Post by **Keza** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 1:55 pm

Oooh, I'm blonde now, too. That's KEY.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:34 am

Stupid goddamn world. This game is released today, and I'm about to go up after college to CLAIM it, with a bunch of stuff to trade in. I have a sneaking suspicion they're not going to give me a copy, though; I may have put down a preorder WAY before everyone else, but I didn't put down a £20 deposit in a one-week period exactly 1 month before release? A one-week period no-one told me about, let alone phoning the people who have put down preorders?

I will shout and scream, and if I do not get a copy I am quitting.

Keep ya posted.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:52 am

There's an issue with PURCHASING at FULL RETAIL PRICE this thing at the STORE you WORK AT?

Holy SHIT, Lex!!