Quarter cow, motherfucker

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:36 am

Yes.

I wasn't aware there was a new post in here waiting for me. Something to do with the complete suckitude of this BBS software, which you seem religiously committed to for some ungodly reason.

(See the little play on words there? I'm clever like that.)

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:25 pm

So... the t-bone steaks ARE New York Strip steaks?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:00 pm

Only the one side.

The other side is the filet.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:13 pm

So, if the meat is held up so both sides are exposed, what is it then?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:13 pm

Your mother.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:32 pm

pinback wrote:Your mother.

You're really doing a great job in this conversation. Thanks for running One of the Bruces off, you fuck. He would have been able to answer these questions, but instead you were a fucking asshole to him. Then, participating in a thread where HE COULD HELP and you shimmy on your own worthlessness in his stead, you fuck around on us.

FUCK YOU!!!!

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:27 pm

Here I should mention that, on top of the Quatrter Cow Motherfucker, for some reason my father's present to us this year was...Omaha Steaks! And they look gooooooooooooood. Developments as they happen.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:31 pm

Umm, hel-looo? I don't even eat meat??

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:38 pm

Vitriola wrote:Here I should mention that, on top of the Quatrter Cow Motherfucker, for some reason my father's present to us this year was...Omaha Steaks! And they look gooooooooooooood. Developments as they happen.

Hey guys, in unrelated news... my own head has started to take on the shape of a COW. My acid tongue? Now cow tongue. I can't even make fun of people now using the time tested way Sherwins do it because I get stuck on the last syllable. Help!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:38 pm

pinback wrote:Umm, hel-looo? I don't even eat meat??

You will, though. You can't operate a wholly fake, cyan restaurant for long without dipping into the good stuff yourself, you homooooooooooooOOOOoOOoOOOOooahhshit

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:46 pm

Pray tell, what is an Omaha Steak?
I have a vision of Marlin Perkins and his trusty fag buddy Jim flying low in a helicopter over the wilds of a Nebraska stockyard. Suddenly a shot rings out and Jim has successfully darted a dangerous moo cow. The moo cow runs like a monkey while Marlin and Jim give chase from the air. The helicopter hovers as the moo cow wobbles under a tree and drops like a baby giraffe. Suddenly an insurance commercial flashes before me and I conclude this post and go play a video game, trying desperatly to forget the theme song playing in my head.

THE
THE PEOPLE
YOU CAN COUNT ON
WHEN THE GOING IS ROUGH
AARDVARK

AAaaaaaa!!!!!!!

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:31 pm

High-end mailorder steaks. They have a catalog and everything.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:50 pm

Much of this cow still remains. I need to get a grill so I can do something with the hamburger.

I wish I had read this thread better, originally. It's clearly stated that the T-bone steaks that we had contained NY Strip Steaks. I would have prepared better.

It would be good to get another one of these in November, but maybe send out a little of the hamburger to some place else.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:25 am

lasagne, tacos y burritos, CHILAY. As I look down at my ever increasing stomach mass.