Jolt Country

They won't miss one little survey marker, hashtag prybar

How has the weather been?

Mostly sunny, average about 78 degrees. Lows in the upper 50s. Breezy by the sea but pretty calm everywhere else. We went up into the cloud forest and that looked like Rochester dreary, but with jungle growth. One half of the island is arid and savannah and the other side is jungle and green

Grillinin them wild pig pork chops!

Throat kinda hurts from the volcano sulphur fumes but I will overcome, with rum!

This is me overcoming. Can you say rum?

I heard it's snowing in Rochester...ahhh-hahahahaaa!

Waterfalls in pools are definitely in my top 20 list.

Wild goats couldn't drag me away!

There's moongoose and feral cats all over. The ecosystem is sooo fucked up. I kind of feel bad.

I can't believe I spent $120 dollars on a Hawaiian shirt.

better bury me in this fucker.



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SHOOT ME NOW
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And I wasn't even drinking yet, and it didn't make my dick any bigger, the fuck!

De moongoose with de blue eyes


Hawaiian for police

We're going to lunch at a place that has " the best pizza on the island"

I will be non-judgemental

Unless the owners are from Western NY, I'm not sure that the bar for "best" is very high.

We were sitting under a red umbrella and it skewed the color values

The people at the other tables were giving me weird looks for photographing my food.

Four out of five rich pizza cultures for this pie

Hawaii is medical only. I'd have to find Johnny Dealer to get my Maui Wowee or download a scrip. Eh, there's just as good edibles at home and I heard about a couple places in Upstate that sell openly. Besides, that stuff makes me all weird.

Somewhere over a rainbow! Can you say microclimates

Look, sharks! The assassins of the sea....oh wait, dolphins, the clowns of the sea

Simpsons reference

Did Wally and Madge just see a whale or a chunk of floating tire?

You decide.

LOL Ok so the rest of your trip looks awesome but I can take you on a much better "dolphin tour" in my back yard at Salty Shores on kayaks! Anyone here is always welcome :)

I honestly still get nervous when I first see a fin 4-12 feet from me thinking it's a shark. Then I have a "Ohhh! It's YOU dolphin friends!" moment.