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[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Read up, yo. I wrote this little ditty jus' fo' you:

Thanks, J-Vee.

Is ya ready for it?

Um. Yes?

Better be over-prepared

Fuck. I am definitely NOT overprepared. Maybe barely. But that's it.

When ya enter ya see a sign, say, "SOLDIERS BEWARE"

Soldiers? I am not a soldier. Not in this man's army or anything else.

They be ragged up

The soldiers?

Twenty-five dollars bagged up

What?

Old nickel tucked in tha back of his 'Baud cuffs

Oh.... Like 2400 baud!

Well aware on the route that he's gonna duck if somebody thinkin' 'bout jammin' him up

Pussy.

If a bitch with him, she better be smart

Smart bitches are the best lays, as far as bitches go.

Or tough luck

=(

'Cause he gon' break and bust, she gon' be fucked up

Yeaaah!!! Hey, get a load of this. One of the reasons that Pinback isn't thinking the world of South Carolina right now is because his neighbors are too loud when they are "going at it." Shitty, eh, J-Vee?

Mind your business is a code, too

I use words like "honor" and "code," but truth to tell, I don't know what they mean.

I never told ever since a nigga was a million years old

Are you referring to the whole human race as "nigga"?

Bein' a baller.. shot caller..

Hey, you ripped this line off from that song with the three different rappers that are supposed to be of different ages. "Drive an Impala" comes next, you fucking fraud.

is tha goal I'll hospitalize anybody... in the ward

Wait, if they are in the "ward" and you hospitalize.... ah, fuckit.

Ta make it there, you talk crazy, we take it there

Okay! I hope to make it there in my IMPALA!

You'll be like a steak, nigga, you medium-rare

I actually order my steaks "well-done."

All these niggas wanna be (?) or tha man in charge

I don't know what the question mark stands for either, J-Vee!

With tha AK-47 it'll change you boys

Or one's drawers. I guess HEH

[Lex]

Robb, V: Come take a holiday in Scotland.

That .... that would be awesome.

You guys still have castles that the British forgot to knock down, right? Can we see those?

My shop is directly opposite the Royal Castle. Naturally, you can also see the author of the Harry Potter books' house, which is right next to it. Seriously; go play Project Gotham 2 and have a look at what Edinburgh has to offer.