Jolt Country

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:53 am**

No more pancakes.

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:56 am**

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

This is what it sounds like, when doves cry. :(

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2016 3:12 pm**

Jesus Christ, if any of us make it to the end of this year it means we're simply not famous enough to matter.

Posted: **Fri Apr 22, 2016 8:51 pm**

Flack wrote:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

This is what it sounds like, when doves cry. :(

Didn't that guy in Robocop die when his truck crashed into the vat of Purple Rain?

Posted: **Sat Apr 23, 2016 5:26 pm**

Well, he didn't die, and it wasn't purple. But it was a truck so... ?

Posted: **Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:49 pm**

Oh when the henchman guy was dropped into a vat of toxic waste and then Robo drove through him like he was a water balloon?

That was sad when he died too.

THE
SPLORSH!
AARDVARK

Posted: **Sat Apr 23, 2016 7:56 pm**

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Posted: **Sun Apr 24, 2016 6:05 pm**

Jesus fucking Christ I hope Tom Waits hides under his bed for the rest of the year.

Posted: **Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:11 pm**

I'm thinking that there's got to be something to this. It could be statistical noise. But I'm thinking there's simply more famous people now than ever before.

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 6:22 pm**

That was Ursa. She was 13. Goddammit.

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2016 2:28 pm**

I am very, very sorry to hear about your loss, bruce. Ursa was nearly as old as the Jolt Country BBS itself.

And just as dead.

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2016 2:44 pm**

Deepest condolences on Ursa, Bruce. She was a good doggie!

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2016 10:23 pm**

Aw, sorry to hear that, bruce.

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2016 7:35 pm**

Morley Safer. CBS guy his whole life

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THE
FREAKED OUT
AARDVARK

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 8:52 am**

Trouble with tribbles guy.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2016 11:37 am**

AArdvark wrote:Oh when the henchman guy was dropped into a vat of toxic waste and then Robo drove through him like he was a water balloon?

I'm not sure if you're the one who did it the last time, but is this an attempt to confuse me like the time when someone mentioned Karl as the leader of the terrorist group in Die Hard when it was Hans? (or was it an accident on your part?)

The reason I say this is the henchman was run over by Clarence Boddicker, not Robocop.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2016 12:01 pm**

Tdarcos wrote:I'm not sure if you're the one who did it the last time, but is this an attempt to confuse me like the time when someone mentioned Karl as the leader of the terrorist group in Die Hard when it was Hans?

Love ya, Commander, but it was you that said that Karl was the leader. :)

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2016 2:29 pm**

And I just remembered tbat the guy got all runned over. I fogot it was Mike Ironsides and not Pete Weller.

THE OLD GRAY BRAINS
JUST AINT WHAT THEY USED TO BE
AARDVARK

Jolt Country

I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....