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Posted: **Mon May 23, 2016 2:41 am**

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:I'm not sure if you're the one who did it the last time, but is this an attempt to confuse me like the time when someone mentioned Karl as the leader of the terrorist group in Die Hard when it was Hans?
Love ya, Commander, but it was you that said that Karl was the leader. :)

No, you did. in post http://www.joltcountry.com/phpBB2/viewt ... c&start=40

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:And now to add to the thread "I can't believe he died before I did," err I mean "This person who is the main protagonist of the movie dies at the end." I add the following:

Die Hard
Who do you think the protagonist of Die Hard was? Karl?

So you mentioned Karl, and I was thinking of Hans at the time, so it confused me.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2016 6:44 am**

Just for future reference. What was going on there was that you stated something that was so ridiculous that I --

I can't go into this web of nonsense. Never mind.

Posted: **Sat Jun 04, 2016 12:21 am**

Posted: **Sat Jun 04, 2016 2:38 pm**

My buddy has an autographed boxing glove of his. He better not sell that on ebay.

THE
SUDDENLY VALUABLE
AARDVARK

Posted: **Thu Jun 09, 2016 10:29 pm**

Anyone remember his fried chicken franchise? I think they had one here when I lived in Silver Spring, MD circa 1995. It was in the brand-new shopping mall near Georgia Ave. & Colesville Rd.

Posted: **Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:23 am**

Posted: **Mon Jun 13, 2016 5:52 pm**

Posted: **Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:57 pm**

CO wrote:[Image of Gordon Schumway and a baby]

So who died, ALF or the baby?

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:47 am**

That "baby" was 47 years old in that picture. Don't you read the news at all?

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2016 9:24 am**

CO wrote:That "baby" was 47 years old in that picture. Don't you read the news at all?

How's he supposed to get news, all cooped up in his apartment like that all day?

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2016 9:25 am**

Hey Paul, there was a mass shooting down in Orlando a couple days ago.

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2016 6:32 pm**

Oh man speaking of which

Too soon?

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:21 am**

CO wrote:That "baby" was 47 years old in that picture. Don't you read the news at all?

None of you people seem to be able to read, when I have said, and more than once, that for 90% of the pictures you guys post[1] I have no idea whom you are referring to when you post a picture without identifying who is in that picture.

And the answer is no, outside of occasionally listening to BBC World Service radio over the Internet I don't watch news. I don't subscribe to either of the two Washington, DC daily papers any more because I never get around to reading whichever one I take.

My sister called me this morning to ask for help with buying a new printer, and asked me what I thought about the story of the baby that was abducted by an alligator from a lagoon at Walt Disney World / Epcot Center in Orlando. Her thoughts were she hoped the baby died quickly, because the way alligators kill their prey is horrible.

The two parents will probably never be right again, and it doesn't matter that Disney's failure to fence the lagoon - apparently all they had to protect people were small "no swimming" signs - could potentially leave them liable for a multi-million dollar judgment, this family has most likely been destroyed.

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[1] I think I'm on safe ground saying "you guys" as I don't think Loafergirl has posted anything here.

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:26 pm**

I have no idea who the baby in the Alf picture is, if that makes sense. And there's no way that baby could be 47 because Alf the show isn't 47 years old. IS IT??

Posted: **Thu Jun 16, 2016 4:23 am**

bruce wrote:Oh man speaking of which

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Too soon?

Never forget all the lives lost before Tdarco's time.

Posted: **Thu Jun 16, 2016 5:01 am**

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I have no idea who the baby in the Alf picture is, if that makes sense. And there's no way that baby could be 47 because Alf the show isn't 47 years old. IS IT??

So you're siding with Paul on this one.

Any song lyrics you'd like to add?

Posted: **Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:25 pm**

pinback wrote:So you're siding with Paul on this one.

Any song lyrics you'd like to add?

"Be my, be my little baby" - The Ronettes, 1963
"Baby love" - The Supremes, 1964

"Come on everybody take a real deep breath
And repeat after me
Lovin' my baby
Lovin' my baby
Hey, hey, hey and my baby loves me"
- Elvis Presley, "C'mon Everybody", 1971

Posted: **Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:34 pm**

How about 'Crocodile Rock' for that Orlando......

THE
TOO SOON?
AARDVARK

Posted: **Thu Jun 16, 2016 7:58 pm**

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I have no idea who the baby in the Alf picture is, if that makes sense. And there's no way that baby could be 47 because Alf the show isn't 47 years old. IS IT??
So you're siding with Paul on this one.

Any song lyrics you'd like to add?

Elvis and the Supr-- ah.

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:23 pm**

AArdvark wrote:How about 'Crocodile Rock' for that Orlando......

THE
TOO SOON?
AARDVARK

"That's the way, uh huh. uh huh. I like it, uh huh uh huh." - K.C. and the Sunshine Band

I vote this thread for "best of." I think that was the best comeback I've seen here.

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