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AArdvark wrote: Sun Jul 30, 2023 5:52 pm I wish to post some audio clips in the Old News thread to jazz it up a little. Are there any recommendations for a free hosting site? I'm looking at Sndup as a starting point.

SoundCloud.

Or, just upload them to a YouTube account. For the video all you need is a static picture.

I was hoping to avoid YouTube for this experiment. Let me have a look at Soundcloud....

(Two minutes later)

It requires a free account to use. It might possibly work for me

Food is disgusting but the other one was a bit more of an idiot but a bit of an honor to be a good friend who is a good one for the next two weeks as I am now in the office with the other.

Words to live by, people

I was sorting through my C64 files and I deleted anything under 10K in size. That eliminates all magazine type-in programs and really simple educational stuff.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/eric-dupre ... ral-probe/

"Suspect on motorbike dies after NYPD sergeant throws cooler at him; officer suspended"

Probably the freshest organs ever donated by a dead motorcyclist though.

LOL the cooler is indeed right there!

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:09 pm https://www.cbsnews.com/news/eric-dupre ... ral-probe/

"Suspect on motorbike dies after NYPD sergeant throws cooler at him; officer suspended"

Probably the freshest organs ever donated by a dead motorcyclist though.

"He was a good guy"

*video shows dude riding down a sidewalk while risking injury to pedestrians trying to evade police*

I'm not buying the cooler killed him like one person in the video said. He most likely crashed the bike after getting hit with it and slammed the side of his head on the nearby car and pavement.

HOWEVER, according to Police Quest III, I'm fairly certain throwing a cooler at a suspect is improper procedure. You report that shit to a different unit to cut them off.

Gang tags are just like billboards only you aren't urged to buy anything

Jizaboz wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:15 am LOL the cooler is indeed right there!

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:09 pm "Suspect on motorbike dies after NYPD sergeant throws cooler at him; officer suspended"

"He was a good guy"

*video shows dude riding down a sidewalk while risking injury to pedestrians trying to evade police*

Why were the pedestrians trying to evade the police?

Tdarcos wrote: Sat Sep 02, 2023 4:13 pm

Jizaboz wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:15 am LOL the cooler is indeed right there!

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:09 pm "Suspect on motorbike dies after NYPD sergeant throws cooler at him; officer suspended"

"He was a good guy"

*video shows dude riding down a sidewalk while risking injury to pedestrians trying to evade police*

Why were the pedestrians trying to evade the police?

Haha fuck yeah. Good to see you, friend.

I see discussion that Musk wants to charge people to use Twitter. I will never, ever pay for Twitter. If this is the tweet I go out on, I can live with that.

For context, Cleveland Browns running back Nick Chubb's leg went 90 degrees in the wrong direction on Monday and I would be surprised if he played football again.

That's bad grammar right there

All you need to understand about the downfall of American society is contained in that one tiny little apostrophe.

I want to believe the language is changing, not that people are just stupid

Good luck to ya.

AArdvark wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 6:40 am

That's bad grammar right there

Weird, they got it right 9 times and then fucked up the last third of the menu. I'm guessing someone took a hit or drink of something halfway through.

But just think about this: the spurious and unnecessary apostrophe turns it into a dumpster fire!

I think 1/3 of my food goes to the dog. I find myself putting extra food on my dinner plates just because I know I'll be giving him some.


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Hey RobB, we were going to go to the Hilton Apple Fest today. Things happened and we didn't make it. Did I miss anything good?

The Apple Fest is good, the Hiltons Fireman Carnival is usually a bloodbath.

Curious George and the Silkworm Virus