Jolt Country

How dare you.

pinback wrote:How dare you.

figured people here only knew comic book movies.

"This was no shark! This was a boating accident"


--Matt Hooper

Very well done, sir.

You know, of the last ten people posted here I think I recognized two of them. This is apauling, and I have every right to be apauled at this disrespect to me. And yes I know I misspelled "appalling."

I mean, despite some of the comments, what is the name of this thread? People who died before I have. I think that common courtesy would dictate that you identify who these people are.

I mean, if this was the way obituaries appeared in the newspaper we'd never have any idea whom they are.

CO wrote:

Shimon Peres, former President and Prime Minister of Israel.

Casual Observer wrote:

Actor Tommy Ford, who played Thomas "Tommy" Strawn on the Fox sitcom Martin and Lieutenant Malcom Baker on the Fox drama New York Undercover.

Flack wrote:

This 1/2 and 1/2 drink is known as an Arnold Palmer. Arnold Palmer was a seven-time major winner who "brought golf to the masses."

pinback wrote:

Jose Fernandez, pitcher for the Miami Marlins.

CO wrote:

William Goldwyn "Bill" Nunn III, American actor known for his roles as Radio Raheem in Spike Lee's film Do the Right Thing and Robbie Robertson in the Sam Raimi Spider-Man film trilogy.

I'm a little surprised, most of these (with the exception of Simon Perez) I'd never heard of except I think I recognize the guy from Do the Right Thing, I think he was the guy who told another guy who said he wanted to buy some business that he couldn't, because he was "30 cents short of a quarter."

As for the drink, being a lifetime teetotaler I'd never have guessed it had anything to do with Arnold Palmer, my guess was it was a Long Island Iced Tea and I figured they'd done something to make them illegal, the way it's a violation of Federal Law to sell a toilet that requires more than 1.6 gallons to flush,

Would somebody mind throwing up a picture of Gary Dubin? He died the other day, he also got eaten by a shark in Jaws 2.
I can't post pictures for whatever reason, and I don't want that nobody taking up space in my photobucket. Thank you.

As for the drink, being a lifetime teetotaler I'd never have guessed it had anything to do with Arnold Palmer, my guess was it was a Long Island Iced Tea and I figured they'd done something to make them illegal, the way it's a violation of Federal Law to sell a toilet that requires more than 1.6 gallons to flush,

How does this happen?

How....? Oh nevermind.


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AARDVARK

Tdarcos wrote:

pinback wrote:Adam Parcells!!

You guys picked on me because I tried to offer advice to the guy, and didn't know he'd offed himself and his kids,

What the fuck kind of advice did you give him?!

Didn't see this coming. wrote:

Tdarcos wrote:

pinback wrote:Adam Parcells!!

You guys picked on me because I tried to offer advice to the guy, and didn't know he'd offed himself and his kids,

What the fuck kind of advice did you give him?!

I don't remember and it doesn't matter because he'd committed suicide before I wrote it.

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I'll give you a hint. He ain't "or Alive."

AArdvark wrote:

the way it's a violation of Federal Law to sell a toilet that requires more than 1.6 gallons to flush,

How does this happen?

How....? Oh nevermind.

Real short and simple. Toilets used to use over three gallons of water to flush, which was considered an extreme waste. "The Energy Policy Act of 1992, which became law in 1994, mandates a maximum flush volume of 1.6 gallons for toilets manufactured and installed after this date."

Of course, this caused problems over the several years it took to implement it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-flush_toilet

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Comcast just slapped my house with a 1 TB cap... Can you guess the least amount of data I use per month? Hint: its more than a terabyte.