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Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:46 pm
by AArdvark
We went looking for humpback whales, the dolphins were a bonus. That was about a mile offshore from Kona
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:47 pm
by Jizaboz
AArdvark wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:46 pm
We went looking for humpback whales, the dolphins were a bonus. That was about a mile offshore from Kona
I've never seen a whale or been off-shore in a kayak so you got me there bro heh
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:59 pm
by AArdvark
Darwin's warm shallow pools where life began.
Actually it's a preservation area where uniquely evolved things live nowhere else on Earth. There's lots of places like this
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:03 pm
by AArdvark
A tourist and his carry-on luggage fell out of an airplane and landed on the beach. They just left him there, that's how laid back the locals are.
Actually, its a homeless guy, fried on weed and fentanyl. There are worse places to be homeless than Hawaii
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:06 pm
by Jizaboz
Damn! This is the "big island", right?
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:14 pm
by AArdvark

Yes it is.
Funny, this is going to be my cover photo when I organize the pix back home
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 12:11 pm
by AArdvark
Some local kids were swimming and jumping off the dock railings while we were waiting for the whale tour boat
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 4:59 pm
by AArdvark
Dinosaur country
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 7:58 pm
by AArdvark
Found a local joint that serves Hawaiian garbage plates (although they don't call it that)
Hawaiian pulled pork, rice and fries. Not pretentious tourist food but damn good.
And not a can of Spam in sight!
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 8:02 pm
by AArdvark
Just call me Don Ho AArdvark!
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 8:09 pm
by AArdvark
The natives call this carnivorous tree Pok'ou dO'oo walukalume'o
Which means 'don't stand over there, fool!'
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 8:32 pm
by AArdvark
They wont miss one more little survey marker
Hashtag gasping for air!
Got a headache from the thin air up there
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 8:38 pm
by AArdvark
The primitive and powerful sea
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 8:51 pm
by AArdvark
"Yeah, I hear it too, like a thumping, as if a giant dinosaur is heading this way...."
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 10:57 pm
by AArdvark
Who wants ice cream?
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:05 pm
by AArdvark
Primitive man and his early language
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:08 pm
by AArdvark
And slightly less primitive man. These guys were still driving wooden ships
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:26 pm
by AArdvark
Coffee, with a view.
Getting jacked on 100% Kona. Might have to run down that hill and jump in for a swim!
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 6:19 pm
by AArdvark

What is the chocolate really covering up?
A guy had a Short Circuit looking robot in the parking lot. It was not quality.
Re: AArdvark goes to Hawai'i!
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:45 am
by AArdvark
Nothing like park benches and outdoor stairs to make one enjoy jetways and real padded terminal waiting lounge seats
They need more tourist money to upgrade the Kona airport above 'third world' status, that's all I'm saying...
Now in San Francisco, 5AM