Jolt Country

OK, that's...that's better. Freakin' sick of that frame break shit.

Now, who died again?


THE
NORMALITY RETURNS
AARDVARK

RetroRomper wrote:

Flack wrote:I added one to TGC, but it's phpBB 3.x.

RIP My CONSTRUCTIVE POSTS to the TGC forum.

Every time you whine about this, especially in public, I am 100% sure I made the right decision.

Our cat Ellis.

Flack's pic isn't working so here's another one.

Also, Pinback, where's the pic of the dead cat?

We need Rickles and the cat, pronto.

pinback wrote:Our cat Ellis.

So you leave town for a few days on some pleasure cruise and leave poor Ellis to starve?

Let's face it, how long were the cats going to last once Pinback acquired a taste for exotic feline delicacies in China?

Flack wrote:

RetroRomper wrote:

Flack wrote:I added one to TGC, but it's phpBB 3.x.

RIP My CONSTRUCTIVE POSTS to the TGC forum.

Every time you whine about this, especially in public, I am 100% sure I made the right decision.

Its just schtick at this point, though besides failing to post there for awhile, I (much like our beloved Full, but not quite Full pizza guru,) am unclear why being banned is a thing that happened.

FlyingCarp wrote:

pinback wrote:Our cat Ellis.

So you leave town for a few days on some pleasure cruise and leave poor Ellis to starve?

Everyone knows Hans Gruber shot Ellis. He was using the wrong coke at the time.

And can everyone agree that Hans shot first?

That was a great joke. (No sarcasm or contempt.)

Welcome back, Commander. How've you been?

Is it possible he was always a concise, funny guy, and it was the knee pain all along turning him into a thundering cartoon spergbot?

Dogs are edible in China, aren't they?

DO NOT COOK THE DOGS.

(Don't eat them raw either. Just don't buy into anything you've heard over there.)

Well, technically speaking, dogs are edible anywhere.

RealNC wrote:Dogs are edible in China, aren't they?

Yulin Dog Meat Festival 2016: 10,000 dogs to be killed and eaten at China's annual food event.

The 2017 festival takes place in June, for the canine-curious.

pinback wrote:Is it possible he was always a concise, funny guy, and it was the knee pain all along turning him into a thundering cartoon spergbot?

The Clockwork Boy! Only instead of being made of clockwork, he was made of knee pain. Oh, and a boy constructed from wood that suddenly sprung into life with a magician's wish would have a quicker and more-nuanced grasp of context and humor.