Jolt Country

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2017 3:00 am**

Actually I was pointing out the typo in the BBC blurb, but thanks for doing the legwork.

THE
NIGHT OF THE LAZY
AARDVARK

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2017 5:42 am**

And now THIS page's width is fucked. We need 17 more people to die, and fast. Or you dopes need to stop posting gigantic images.

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2017 5:15 pm**

I couldn't stand it anymore...Fixed

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:53 pm**

AArdvark wrote:I couldn't stand it anymore...Fixed

+100 karma to you, good sir.

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2017 2:18 am**

Was the guy behind Martin Landau dead also? And who's the old fuck holding a face mask in the picture in the posting after it?

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:53 am**

Tdarcos wrote:And who's the old fuck holding a face mask in the picture in the posting after it?

George Romero.

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2017 2:48 pm**

Martin Landau blasted the guy behind him because he was wearing a red shirt.

THE
THEY ALWAYS
CHECK OUT FIRST
AARDVARK

Posted: **Thu Jul 20, 2017 11:49 am**

Chester Bennington, lead singer of Linkin Park. Death by hanging.

Posted: **Thu Jul 20, 2017 12:13 pm**

Who the fuck chooses to die by hanging? Can't people just take pills or something?

Posted: **Thu Jul 20, 2017 2:58 pm**

Welcome to my world

Posted: **Thu Jul 20, 2017 3:03 pm**

Hey, me too . . . well, sorta.

Posted: **Thu Jul 20, 2017 3:53 pm**

I thought I was about to join this list half an hour ago. There was an earthquake and I was convinced I'm about to die. Magnitude was 6.4.

If this wasn't the main event, then I guess I'm waiting for "the big one" now. If I suddenly stop posting, you can put an image of me here.

Tell pinback I love him.

Posted: **Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:07 am**

It's noon now and I haven't slept all night. And I'm not even located at the epicenter. Apparently there was a tsunami and two people died:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/ ... 8c10c42a8a

If I don't make it, I leave all my GitHub projects to Robb.

Posted: **Fri Jul 21, 2017 4:21 pm**

Jesus, just go outside and sleep on a hill with the goats you crybaby.

Posted: **Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:05 pm**

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2017 9:13 am**

I don't get it.

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2017 2:45 pm**

"What a funny guy...urk!"

--John Heard in Home Alone

Posted: **Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:26 am**

Jolt Country

I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....