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Outstanding. RACK EM

Lysander? wrote:Christ, how many times have I posted some stupid assonine post or even an entire thread that had no point to it whatsoever? This isn't The Balad of Shame and Wasted Lives. We won't bite your head off and make you public board enemy #1 if you breathe wrong. Just *relax*. 'Cause if oyu don't I'll... I'll leave... forever...

This is true -- your posts are usually completely incomprehensible, but once we realized that you were blind it all became OK. And not because we were too scared to make fun of you for it, no, if anything it became a rallying point.

But you know, just on the off-chance that you might get banned from a Battlefield 2 server somewhere due to your inability to see very well and therefore team-kill, well, I won't play the game. How's THAT for male bonding? Fuck you, Electronic "Arts"!

I say we male bond over our shared hatred of Electronic Arts by figuring out a way to challenge each other at Marvel VS. Capcom II. See, it's spearning EA becasue we're not playing Marvel VS. EA. And we're not playing Marvel VS. EA pointedly, at EA. So take that, you worthless whores.

I drive by the EA building every morning and evening on my commute.

pinback wrote:I drive by the EA building every morning and evening on my commute.

No wonder you were so depressed.

rimshot!

My transsexual friend works there.

Vitriola wrote:My transsexual friend works there.

So, was EA_Wife in fact complaining about his own job at EA?

I'm pretty sure that joke was made. I'm also pretty sure Robb thought it, but had enough sense not to say it :)

Worm wrote:But you know, just on the off-chance that you might get banned from a Battlefield 2 server somewhere due to your inability to see very well and therefore team-kill, well, I won't play the game. How's THAT for male bonding? Fuck you, Electronic "Arts"!

I like to think that I *did* buy BF2; I simply got banned from all the servers for accidently team-killing and I'm right back to where I am now, i.e., not playing it.

Only I saved sixty bucks.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Worm wrote:But you know, just on the off-chance that you might get banned from a Battlefield 2 server somewhere due to your inability to see very well and therefore team-kill, well, I won't play the game. How's THAT for male bonding? Fuck you, Electronic "Arts"!

I like to think that I *did* buy BF2; I simply got banned from all the servers for accidently team-killing and I'm right back to where I am now, i.e., not playing it.

Only I saved sixty bucks.

I don't think I typed that bit about male bonding! Anyway, you're a fag, there are servers that don't ban. Can you rip me an ISO of Civ IV so I can see if I'll have hardware conflicts?