Jolt Country

Flack wrote:Donald J. Sobol, creator of Encyclopedia Brown.

My favorite line from Encyclopedia Brown, I gave it to my friend Andrea so she could describe the practices of Farmers Insurance Group.

"I wouldn't believe him if he swore he was lying."

Ron Horseshack Palillo.

Helen Gurley Brown, one of the original feminists, who also said it was okay to be a feminist and still like having a husband or boyfriend to have sex with, died August 13 at 90.

She was the author of Sex and the Single Girl and the editor of Cosmopolitan magazine for 32 years.

Cause of death was not disclosed.

Maybe Tony Scott couldn't live with the "trainwreck" that was Unstoppable.

No more car alarm laugh jokes......

One small step never taken......





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The Baby Panda at the National Zoo

Andy Williams, noted entertainer, host of the Andy Williams Show TV show back in the 1960s, died yesterday in Branson, Missouri. He owned the Moon River Theatre there, named for the eponymous song which was considered Williams' signature song.

Andy Williams wrote:We're after that same rainbow's end
Waitin' 'round the bend
My Huckleberry friend
Moon River and me.

"I'm your Huckleberry"
- Doc Holliday, Tombstone

Singer R. B. Greaves is dead in Los Angeles at 68. Greaves is most famous for the 1969 song, "Take a Letter, Maria," and also performed the song "Always Something There to Remind Me," which was covered by Dionne Warwick, and probably the most famous cover was by Naked Eyes.

Oh, you may not be aware of this, Tdarcos, but it's only interesting when you out-live FAMOUS people

JackStraw wrote:Oh, you may not be aware of this, Tdarcos, but it's only interesting when you out-live FAMOUS people

You don't think Andy Williams and R.B. Greaves the singer of "Take a Letter, Maria" are not famous people? Get a life and learn something.

No, they're not famous. Go look them up in Wikipedia and jerk off to the results, you aspie fuck.

PS greetings from caltrops :)

JackStraw wrote:PS greetings from caltrops :)

I had no idea that Caltrops was synonymous with Hell, which is where Jack Straw no doubt is now.

JackStraw wrote:No, they're not famous. Go look them up in Wikipedia and jerk off to the results, you aspie fuck.

PS greetings from caltrops :)

And yet another stupid imbecile, who has no idea what Asperger's syndrome is, and, with his well-formed ignorance, proceeds to diagnose me as having it. Man, I would love to have these assholes prosecuted for practicing medicine without a license.

Have any of these people realized that accusing someone (falsely) of having an undesirable medical condition is libel, which is both a civil offense that they can be sued over, as well as a crime?

They're just stupid people saying stupid things, and it's only because it's extremely difficult to track them down that nobody bothers.

But what the helll, some asshole says something stupid because he doesn't even know what he is saying, is not something I worry about. I'll just leave him in his stupidity-enforced hell and let them rot there.

Well then, please tell us, from what malady do you suffer?





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Tdarcos wrote:But what the helll, some asshole says something stupid because he doesn't even know what he is saying, is not something I worry about. I'll just leave him in his stupidity-enforced hell and let them rot there.

Welcome to the Internet.

AArdvark wrote:Well then, please tell us, from what malady do you suffer?

Inability to tolerate the stupid.

RetroRomper wrote:

Tdarcos wrote:But what the helll, some asshole says something stupid because he doesn't even know what he is saying, is not something I worry about. I'll just leave him in his stupidity-enforced hell and let them rot there.

Welcome to the Internet.

Thank you, that was wonderful. You've reminded me of how I've forgotten the levels of stupidity and out-and-out rank insanity typically possessed by those out in the real world, that if the liberals hadn't emptied the mental hospitals back in the 1980s, these people would be properly institutionalized and not bothering decent people.

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Woman: I thought State Farm didn't have all those apps.
Man: Where did you hear that?
Woman: The Internet. Did you know that they can't say anything that isn't true on the Internet?
Man: And where did you hear that?
Both: The Internet.

Tdarcos wrote:Thank you, that was wonderful. You've reminded me of how I've forgotten the levels of stupidity and out-and-out rank insanity typically posse--

You know what? The world is a sick, dark place filled with hatred and hurting. I won't contribute more of that to it. I'm sorry, Paul. I was just teasing but it was cruel and I am genuinely sorry. I'm also sorry for pickling the name of the guy who killed those people on here.

You'll never see another message from me picking on you in any form, under any alias, ever again.

JackStraw2 wrote:

Tdarcos wrote:Thank you, that was wonderful. You've reminded me of how I've forgotten the levels of stupidity and out-and-out rank insanity typically posse--

You know what? The world is a sick, dark place filled with hatred and hurting. I won't contribute more of that to it. I'm sorry, Paul. I was just teasing but it was cruel and I am genuinely sorry. I'm also sorry for pickling the name of the guy who killed those people on here.

You'll never see another message from me picking on you in any form, under any alias, ever again.

Heh, you said "pickling"