I read your terrible posts aloud!

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:44 am

[youtube][/youtube]

http://www.joltcountry.com/phpBB2/viewt ... &start=520

http://www.joltcountry.com/phpBB2/viewt ... a8a9f7ebb9

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:48 pm

I want everyone to listen to 0:02 - 0:04 over and over again. Just those two seconds.

That's what we need to be focusing on here.

FlyingCarp · Post by **FlyingCarp** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 2:22 pm

Sah-ruh-duh ja-wa-er-ee four-teeuhf

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 2:48 pm

Right. Wash the facial cream out of your mouth, jizz-face.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:01 pm

RetroRomper is the #1 funniest guy on the forum over the last two weeks. He's spending time and effort to produce content and you, Pinback, are just brazenly insulting him.

It's unacceptable and frankly beneath your previous standards.

It's fine, we'll all tolerate "sober Pinback" until the guy we know and love makes a return. They let Bruce Banner hang out with the rest of the Avengers even when he's in glasses-and-Sports-Clips-Haircut mode, too.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 4:38 pm

This is a brilliant concept! Imagine everyone here reads their own posts to a particular thread into a microphone. The users then submit the individual MP3s to Don Rogers. Don then arranges the audio clips in proper order as they appeared on the board, adds avatars, and puts it up on YouTube as a video.

We'd have to use a long-ish thread for it to work right though. Most 1 page threads would only be thirty seconds of content.

Why hasn't this been done before now?

THE
AUDIO VERSION
AARDVARK

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 4:53 pm

Tdarcos loses his virginity to a women he met on the internet.

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http://www.joltcountry.com/phpBB2/viewt ... sc&start=0

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:21 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:RetroRomper is the #1 funniest guy on the forum over the last two weeks.

Wow, pretty nasty shot at Flack. C'mon, man, he's my morning buddy!

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:10 pm

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:RetroRomper is the #1 funniest guy on the forum over the last two weeks.
Wow, pretty nasty shot at Flack. C'mon, man, he's my morning buddy!

I thought we were on the upswing until I read the summary of your day and didn't see our morning chats mentioned anywhere. I thought for sure our talks were the one shining beacon in your otherwise gloomy existence. You made all the bros in Broforce cry at once.

Chief Iron Eyes BROdy.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 8:57 pm

RetroRomper wrote:Tdarcos loses his virginity to a women he met on the internet.

[youtube][/youtube]

http://www.joltcountry.com/phpBB2/viewt ... sc&start=0

I want to be clear, I am not laughing AT PAUL when I say what I am about to say: I enjoy that you recorded the audio for the music quote at the end.

Also that you pronounced my Internet handle in the way that Tdarcos does.

I can't believe Ben is giving you shit, still. You have the goddamn details of comedy down.

I am going to IRC to yell at Ben.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 5:23 am

"Diana Warwick".

I... I get why it's funny now. /smiles and winks at Johnzee. /brings shoulders up to neck for a little stifled giggle. /single fingergun.

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:03 am

Oh YOU! /makes ka-pow sound while returning the finger blast.

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:29 am

Lex graduates from Secondary School.

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http://www.joltcountry.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=61

(Sorry for the audio on this, acoustics in the room kinda baffle me plus the drivers on the computer are a bit finicky after a reinstall of Windows 10)