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pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jun 30, 2017 4:41 pm

Robb's getting married RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE THIS!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:08 pm

Well, now he's married.

NEXT TOPIC.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:10 pm

That's so awesome!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:22 pm

What are the chances RobB will get his new wife to post here?

RealNC · Post by **RealNC** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:09 am

You're a brave man, Mr. Robb. Congratulations!

But no more hookers and cocaine from now on.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:08 am

NEXT TOPIC!!

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:26 am

pinback wrote:NEXT TOPIC!!

Okay, how soon are they getting divorced?

"At his wedding ceremony, all Burton could think about was how much she was going to cost him in alimony payments."
- Michael Chrichton, "The Andromeda Strain", 1969

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:00 am

So it turns out both my wife and Jizaboz are better at 4P Pac-Man than I am. They both stomped me! I think Jiz was the winner both rounds!

Here's Milker, ICJ and myself after a few visits to the open bar.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:54 am

Flack wrote:Here's Milker, ICJ and myself after a few visits to the open bar.

Considering how they look, in the future they might want to restrict themselves to a closed bar.

"We went to have ourselves a drink or two
But couldn't find an open bar"
- Dan Fogelberg, Another Old Lang Syne

RealNC · Post by **RealNC** » Sun Jul 02, 2017 6:07 am

Seriously?

ChainGangGuy · Post by **ChainGangGuy** » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:04 am

He was serious.

Jizaboz · Post by **Jizaboz** » Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:06 am

Flack wrote:So it turns out both my wife and Jizaboz are better at 4P Pac-Man than I am. They both stomped me! I think Jiz was the winner both rounds!

Susan won the 2nd game! I was just going to tell everyone you won both games.. heh Do you have the pic she took of us "playing" Double Dragon?

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:54 pm

Jizaboz wrote:Susan won the 2nd game! I was just going to tell everyone you won both games.

Well, she's definitely not a "lazy" Susan!

RealNC · Post by **RealNC** » Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:54 am

Do not put exclamation marks at the end of jokes.

It ruins them.

Which in this case results in negative funniness!

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:02 am

RealNC wrote:Do not put exclamation marks at the end of jokes.

It ruins them.

Which in this case results in negative funniness!

Pot. Kettle. Aluminum cookware.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:30 am

Tdarcos wrote:Pot. Kettle. Aluminum cookware.

"Name three things funnier than Paul." -Carnac the Magnificent

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:37 am

RealNC wrote:Do not put exclamation marks at the end of jokes.

It ruins them.

Which in this case results in negative funniness!

Would you mind telling that to comic books? I used to read lots of them as a kid! Every dialog bubble ended with an exclamation mark, except where the response was a question! Would you care to guess what punctuation mark they used then? The asterisk, of course!

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What is the only suitable punctuation to use at the end of a sentence about bowel movements?

The colon.

What is the only suitable punctuation to use at the end of a sentence about bowel movements by someone who's had bowel cancer surgery?

The semi-colon.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:01 am

What is the only suitable punctuation to use at the end of one of Paul's whiny replies?

The period.

THE
HITTIN' FOR THE CYCLE
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:17 pm

Tdarcos wrote:Would you mind telling that to comic books? I used to read lots of them as a kid!

And you thought every dialog bubble was supposed to be a joke, which explains your complete lack of understanding of humor.