Here's the IRC channel since everyone left for Colorado.
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:58 pm
Jolt Country
The Great On-Line Empire
https://joltcountry.com/phpBB3/
Here's the IRC channel since everyone left for Colorado.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 4:41 pm
Robb's getting married RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE THIS!
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:08 pm
Well, now he's married.
NEXT TOPIC.
NEXT TOPIC.
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:10 pm
That's so awesome!
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:22 pm
What are the chances RobB will get his new wife to post here?
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:09 am
You're a brave man, Mr. Robb. Congratulations!
But no more hookers and cocaine from now on.
But no more hookers and cocaine from now on.
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:08 am
NEXT TOPIC!!
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:26 am
Okay, how soon are they getting divorced?pinback wrote:NEXT TOPIC!!
"At his wedding ceremony, all Burton could think about was how much she was going to cost him in alimony payments."
- Michael Chrichton, "The Andromeda Strain", 1969
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:00 am
So it turns out both my wife and Jizaboz are better at 4P Pac-Man than I am. They both stomped me! I think Jiz was the winner both rounds!
Here's Milker, ICJ and myself after a few visits to the open bar.
Here's Milker, ICJ and myself after a few visits to the open bar.
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:54 am
Considering how they look, in the future they might want to restrict themselves to a closed bar.Flack wrote:Here's Milker, ICJ and myself after a few visits to the open bar.
"We went to have ourselves a drink or two
But couldn't find an open bar"
- Dan Fogelberg, Another Old Lang Syne
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 6:07 am
Seriously?
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:04 am
He was serious.
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:06 am
Susan won the 2nd game! I was just going to tell everyone you won both games.. heh Do you have the pic she took of us "playing" Double Dragon?Flack wrote:So it turns out both my wife and Jizaboz are better at 4P Pac-Man than I am. They both stomped me! I think Jiz was the winner both rounds!
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:54 pm
Well, she's definitely not a "lazy" Susan!Jizaboz wrote:Susan won the 2nd game! I was just going to tell everyone you won both games.
Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:54 am
Do not put exclamation marks at the end of jokes.
It ruins them.
Which in this case results in negative funniness!
It ruins them.
Which in this case results in negative funniness!
Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:02 am
Pot. Kettle. Aluminum cookware.RealNC wrote:Do not put exclamation marks at the end of jokes.
It ruins them.
Which in this case results in negative funniness!
Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:30 am
"Name three things funnier than Paul." -Carnac the MagnificentTdarcos wrote:Pot. Kettle. Aluminum cookware.
Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:37 am
Would you mind telling that to comic books? I used to read lots of them as a kid! Every dialog bubble ended with an exclamation mark, except where the response was a question! Would you care to guess what punctuation mark they used then? The asterisk, of course!RealNC wrote:Do not put exclamation marks at the end of jokes.
It ruins them.
Which in this case results in negative funniness!
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What is the only suitable punctuation to use at the end of a sentence about bowel movements?
The colon.
What is the only suitable punctuation to use at the end of a sentence about bowel movements by someone who's had bowel cancer surgery?
The semi-colon.
Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:01 am
What is the only suitable punctuation to use at the end of one of Paul's whiny replies?
The period.
THE
HITTIN' FOR THE CYCLE
AARDVARK
The period.
THE
HITTIN' FOR THE CYCLE
AARDVARK
Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:17 pm
And you thought every dialog bubble was supposed to be a joke, which explains your complete lack of understanding of humor.Tdarcos wrote:Would you mind telling that to comic books? I used to read lots of them as a kid!