How is COVID affecting your Halloween?!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:13 am

Or is it?!

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:51 am

We typically participate in Trunk or Treat, handing out candy to kids. It's been cancelled.

We typically participate in Haunt the Tunnels, handing out candy to kids at the work daycare. It's been cancelled.

Our friends usually throw a Halloween party. It's been cancelled.

We're doing less than usual.

uruzrune · Post by **uruzrune** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:40 am

This is a stupid holiday.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 2:02 pm

There hasn't been a trick or treater since we moved here six years ago. Used to go to Halloween Ham but not since the kids got old enough to drive.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 3:49 pm

Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 3:56 pm

Will you gush blood from out your mouth?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 4:08 pm

If all goes well.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 4:15 pm

(Holds out trick-or-treat bag)

"You all know me. Know how I earn a livin' . Pony up quick or spend the whole winter on welfare.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 4:17 pm

Bring a small chalkboard and scratch it at each house!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 5:47 pm

"Have you seen our son?"

"I'll find him for 3, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for 10!"

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:29 pm

Looking great.

I'm gonna get a bag of Reese's cups. I don't think any kids are gonna be around. In a normal year I'd go out and party. I can't even blame the pandemic for this one, I'm just tired. So tired. :(

OK, I'll blame the pandemic, it makes me sick that Halloween is on a Saturday during a full moon and we can't go downtown and watch the girls dress like tarts and drink Powerade and gin.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Oct 31, 2020 2:23 pm

pinback wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:13 amOr is it?!

I lived over on Baltimore Ave. Through 9 Halloweens. The first one, I was all stocked up on candy, and,.. nothing. So I never did it again. You'd think I had posted a sign "There is no candy at this house" in front, in which case throwing eggs at the house would be a good idea.* All that delicious candy, waisted.**

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* In Maryland, any child molester, once released from prison, must, by law, post that sign in front of their house, if they are present during Halloween.
** That is not a mistype, I ate the candy I was unable to give away.