A shameful mistake, we're all agreed. Have you ever done it?
And by drunk, I'm not saying you're three-sheets, I'm just saying, you know you're obviously over the legal limit.
Drunk Driving!
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Drunk Driving!
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Re: Drunk Driving!
Since I'm a lifelong teetotaler, my definition of "driving over the legal limit" is "I gotta drive at least a hundred miles an hour because I gotta pee really bad and I need to get to a gas station in a fuck of a hurry so I can use the restroom before I wet my pants!"pinback wrote: Sat Oct 31, 2020 1:28 pm A shameful mistake, we're all agreed. Have you ever done it?
And by drunk, I'm not saying you're three-sheets, I'm just saying, you know you're obviously over the legal limit.
The response:
""What, you never keep any empty soda cups from Mickey D's around?"
"When I die, I want it easy and peaceful in my sleep, like my uncle.
Not screaming and crying like his passengers."
Not screaming and crying like his passengers."
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Re: Drunk Driving!
He couldn't resist! The way to get Tdarcos to return is to give him an avenue to remind us that he is a teetotaler. Well done pinner.
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