Jolt Country

Tomorrow (Friday, 6/27) will officially be HAPPY DAY here on Jolt Country BBS.

There has been a lot of negativity flying around here lately, primarily (unfairly) toward me, and (very fairly) from me, as well as a number of little side-squabbles, and this all leads to a very unpleasant feeling when one logs onto what should rightfully be the most fun place on the internet.

That is why tomorrow, 6/27, is HAPPY DAY. Everyone should make their best effort to come on here, and say something nice about their fellow JCers. Point out what a lovely day it is. If someone says something that bugs you, brush it off, and thank them for all the things that you enjoy about them. Something in the news getting you down? Be thankful for the good things that are going on in your life, and share them with us!

Get ready... for HAPPY DAY!

(Anyone who posts anything negative will be banned.)

What makes you think you can introduce policy to this BBS like you own it or something?

Who made you king?

Robb - Be nice for once!

You remember that time when beinging nice was easy for you?

God I miss that!

Go in the nice plush bathrooms there at National Semiconductor and rub one out.

I know the bathrooms are nice there, because I used to leave little milkers swimming there as well.

Kbye!

milkunits wrote:Robb - Be nice for once!

You remember that time when beinging nice was easy for you?

God I miss that!

This is a much better post than the usual drivel you pound into your keyboard and send via TCP/IP to this BBS. If this is the "new" Milker, then we're off to a good start.

Also: I will cut you for that crack. You have made a vicious enemy today!

Despite the obvious stuff about how all of the flame wars make things interesting (this has been the most active time in the BBS's history on joltcountry.com and its almost all due to the arguments) I'd like to say that I think that this could be very interesting.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Also: I will cut you for that crack. You have made a vicious enemy today!

As long as it's not tomorrow!

milkunits wrote:Go in the nice plush bathrooms there at National Semiconductor and rub one out.

I know the bathrooms are nice there, because I used to leave little milkers swimming there as well.

Kbye!

Annnnnnnd then you follow up with this, bringing your batting average back down to about .075.

Do they still have free candybars there?

I remember when each day you would go and slither over the candy dish as Brandy placed each morsel in your hot little hand. You treated those little chocolate bars like a Veruca Salt golden egg.

You kissed and made love to the free chocolate sensation National was distributing to you each day.


Chocolate was your enemy and you would stop at nothing to rip the inards out of the nice shiny package that stopped you from your personal satisfaction.

You sucked them and you sucked them DRY @ National. Now you are setting your sites on Nestle!!!

Good Luck with that.

Milker

You remind me of a York Peppermint Patty!

That is all.

What the fuck are you babbling about? I don't even eat chocolate, you corporate shill reprobate.

I'm not a man to be trifled with today. I am coming out of the gate like a House o' Fire and just dropping flying elbows on anyone in my way.

Don't get in my way.

Dont give me your shit damn it.

You had so much chocolate jammed in your lips, we thought you were gonna puke all over the lab floor.

Eat a dick up!

I miss Lex.

milkunits wrote: Eat a dick up!

YM

Eat a bowl of dick!

HTH! HAND!

Erik Max Francis, AKA MC2, AKA MC Douche

and here I thought that I was the only one on JC talking about having a dick in my mouth.....

I hereby award Blue the Jolt Country BBS "gratuitous and completely pointless post of the month" award. Congradulations, Blue. *hands Blue a coosh ball*

Just get all that crap out of your system today, because I don't wanna see any of it going on during HAPPY DAY!!!

Award-designating Bond wrote:I hereby award Blue the Jolt Country BBS "gratuitous and completely pointless post of the month" award. Congradulations, Blue. *hands Blue a coosh ball*

I dunno, I thought it was kinda hot, actually. Hmm!

Here we interview Jonsey, the Sysop of this website:

Q: Thanks for joining us today Jonsey!

ICJ: NICE. TO. BE. HERE. AOL KEYWORD: HERE.

Q: Ohh.....kay. Well. Ice Cream Jonsey, is there any user on the entire planet, no matter how vile, nonfunny, uninteresting, or generally loathsome, that you won't kiss up to and protect?

ICJ: KTHXBYE

Come on now. I don't do that "period after sentences" thing that much. I've done much more in the area of "threats of knife slashes" than that as of late.

All I am asking for is to be given a fair, accurate effort when parodied. That's all.