Orc's Head Weekend Mission!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:25 pm

This forum has gone from being just about a bunch of nonsense to being the Holding Cell for Area Drunks!

Your mission this weekend is to report back on your nights out. It's a GET PASTED JOLT COUNTRY BLOCK PARTY WEEKEND!

(Don't drink and drive, though. If you do do it, nobody wants to hear it. But! Otherwise!)

The goal is to get hammered and slop around on here for a few minutes before passing out this weekend. Confess to something embarassing! Confess to something you've been wanting to say for a while! Air your drunken dirty laundry! 'SALL GOOD!

And remember, when you're drunk, it sort of makes Wednesday the beginning of the weekend or the end of the last one. Either way!

Let's christen this base in the only way it could ever be! Not with a large bottle of wine smashed upon it, but rather with the lot of us smashed off a large bottle of wine!

(I will also likely be making Jello Shots this weekend. Pics will be present if I indeed do so. Party at Apartment #L201, natch, till they run out.)

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:48 pm

Hey Jonsey! Get used to this before tonight, ok?

V: '8-ball, corner pocket'

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Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:48 pm

I'll have to drastically change my lifestyle to participate but for you RobB, I will do my best.

Is there a sponsored drink for this momentous event? Other than jello-shots, natch. Talking about bar drinks.

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:49 pm

Jack Straw wrote:Is there a sponsored drink for this momentous event?

An excellent question. For that matter, is there an official JC drink?

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:53 pm

Gin and Bingara with a splash of Rose's Lime, or haven't you been paying attention?

Fuck it, just order a gin and tonic with more fruit than Carmen Sandiego's hat, and you'll fit right in.

Keza · Post by **Keza** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 1:43 pm

Ahhhh, I'm not supposed to drink excessively. When I drink I ALWAYS phone up random people and either start singing or promise to lick their shoes clean, and then they hold me to it afterwards like the fat bastards that they are. All right, so ONCE that happened...

Teufel ZeKK · Post by **Teufel ZeKK** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 3:07 pm

Vitriola wrote:

Fuck it, just order a gin and tonic with more fruit than Carmen Sandiego's hat, and you'll fit right in.

Oh god I hope that total mistaken identity was on purpose in some pathetic attempt to appeal to classic gamers who may have actually enjoyed those crappy games outside of them being required study in elementary school. Or those morons young enough and without cable to watch the crappy PBS game show based on that game with the ever so gay group Rockapella singing the theme.

But in case you're seriously mistaken here and had no clue Carmen Sandiego actually wore a hat much like Indiana Jones', for obvious reason. The real Carmen, with the fruit filled hat, was Carmen Miranda.

How you like me now? Ain't no stopping this. I'll fuck around and make love to your esophagus!

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 3:10 pm

Oh god I hope that total mistaken identity was on purpose in some pathetic attempt to appeal to classic gamers who may have actually enjoyed those crappy games outside of them being required study in elementary school.

It was on purpose. It was on purpose because I couldn't think of her real name, my drunken spree in Brazil aside, and figured everyone would know who I meant. I don't need persona identification to appeal to clasic gamers; I'm breathing, and that's all that seems to matter.

Pissant Worm · Post by **Pissant Worm** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 4:09 pm

Vitriola wrote:I'm breathing

Not for 10mins multiplied by the amount of cigarettes you've smoked!

This is your brain...

etc.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 4:24 pm

Pissant Worm wrote:
Vitriola wrote:I'm breathing
Not for 10mins multiplied by the amount of cigarettes you've smoked!

This is your brain...

etc.

Yea, that's just me. You fucking brainless piece of human garbage. I just hate cigarettes and drugs ... I don't give a shit if any of you die, or suffer because of those things.

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 5:25 pm

Vitriola wrote:Gin and Bingara with a splash of Rose's Lime, or haven't you been paying attention?

With gin being unavailable in my house right at the present, and bingara (as far as I know) being purely an Effinger creation, tonight will be a "six pack of Dixie Crimson while watching TV" night. I'll still try to meet the JC weekend requirements.

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 5:33 pm

I bought some cola yesterday to help me with this bacardi 151.

John Ashcroft · Post by **John Ashcroft** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 6:06 pm

I'm proud to announce ladies and gentlemen, the passage of "Worm's law". From now on it is illegal to posess anything which distracts you from the day to day drudgery which is life. This includes the following but not only: all drugs and alcohol, cigarettes (both nicotene and mj), fast cars, video games, movies and television, and good tasting food. From now on the only recreational activities allowed in this land of the free will be church (approved christian and protestant ministries only) and free discussion of God.

I personally want to thank the now famous 'Worm' for his tireless activism to make this day possible.

Worm wrote:You fucking brainless piece of human garbage. I just hate cigarettes and drugs ... I don't give a shit if any of you die, or suffer because of those things.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 6:23 pm

If you believe that not doing drugs is "day to day drudgey" you are pathetic and the reason why I hate drugs. Use different literal cliches mr. gimmick! You all are pulling this fucking "church" angle is to make me seem nice and boxed.

"Must just be because he believes in God because no one could logically come to such a conclusion!" Why am I not allowed to hate that my fellow country men piss on the law and the damn country in a spirit of archiac rebellion?

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 6:24 pm

Ahem! Getting this thread back on track!

Two bottles of Dixie Crimson down. No visible signs of mental deterioration, though my interest in reading a book has flagged and my interest in watching the Cubs-Braves game has risen.

Gimmick poster · Post by **Gimmick poster** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 6:43 pm

gsdgsd wrote:Ahem! Getting this thread back on track!

Two bottles of Dixie Crimson down. No visible signs of mental deterioration, though my interest in reading a book has flagged and my interest in watching the Cubs-Braves game has risen.

Two (no, really ten) hits of endo, i'm still smarter and funnier than Worm.

Cheers!

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 1:07 am

Endo didn't shoot first.

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 4:51 pm

Last night: drank Dixie Crimson Voodoo Ale until I fell asleep in front of the Braves' (boooooooooooooo) win over the Cubs. "Crimson Voodoo" combined with the fact that it's a Louisiana beer makes it sound like something 19-year-olds drink to feel more like vampires, which in turn makes me feel kind of gay. But it's good beer, and lacks the stigma of "Dixie Blackened Voodoo Lager", which I once threw up all over the side of the Boulder, Colorado Old Chicago.

Tonight: Went to pizza place near my house, drank Pilsner Urquell, wasted 45 minutes of my life thinking I was hitting on a girl who turned out to be a lesbian. (whether she was a lesbian before I started hitting on her, I know not)

Having now turned cynical as to the Thursday night Atlanta bar scene, I'm back at home to write, moon over girls, e-mail other girls, and drink Sam Adams Cream Stout.

Greg

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 6:36 pm

WOW, did I hit a nerve with the Let's-All- post-Drunk idea*.

Have to wait for this weekend to hear anymore drunken AArdvark ramblings, tho. Out of beer.

*Actually, everyone** posts drunk from time to time anyway, i just suggested putting it all in one place for organization.

**exceptions noted...

THE
COMING OF THE SEVENTH DAY
IS ALMOST UPON
AARDVARK

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 6:52 pm

Hopefully, I'll get around to posting drunk this weekend.

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