Seriously, do these fuckers know NOTHING about games?The fag from those board wrote: Name: Northernlion
Gaming Collection:
Amped
Halo
Midnight Club II
Panzer Dragoon Orta
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Unreal Championship
World Series Baseball 2k3
My Opinion:
A very strong collectoin. I see nothing wrong with it at all. It is a great XBOX collection except it lacks one or two great games and has a baseball game (I really dislike baseball games).
Letter Grade:
B+
Number Grade:
8.6/10
Recommendations:
If you liked HALO then I bet you will enjoy Medal Of Honor Frontline. It is a great First Person shooter that is a blast to play. Also, you might want to to check out OTOGI. That is also a great game. I know that you have a PS2, so I recommend you get NFS:HOT PURSUIT 2 for PS2 and get NFS: Underground when it comes out. I will probably get Underground for PS2 for the online play, but you can choose between your two platforms.
Proof that the X-Play forums are a cesspool.
Moderators: AArdvark, Ice Cream Jonsey
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Proof that the X-Play forums are a cesspool.
http://cgi.techtv.com/messageboards?act ... er_page=50
Good point Bobby!
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I like the idea of both a letter and a number grade. I think that helps both people who are verbally dominant and people who are numerically dominant. Here are some letter -- and number! -- grades for some recent posts.
Number Grade: 83
Number Grade: 87
Number Grade: 93
Number Grade: 100
Letter Grade: B-Jack Straw wrote:I can't take the credit for this, as Blue sent this to me. This is a girl from Rochester; she goes by Raverkitty online. She works at - 1/2 dollar I think?? But she has a "spread" (heh heh) on raverporn.net. Here's a sample:
Number Grade: 83
Letter Grade: B+James Bond wrote:Aardvark: well, I can only assume that the agents were trying to be "incogneto" by not teliporting all over the place. Besides, there really was no need. I mean, if they really *had* to find him fast, as in find him before he gets out of their grasp, then they probably would have. My guess is that they didn't know that Morpheous and the gang had found him already, thus no need to use haste. (and before you can say "but what about the "we know you've been in contact with a certain indevidual, who calls him self "Morphious"" line?" I answer: they probably found the cell phone.)
Number Grade: 87
Letter Grade: A-Jack Straw wrote:Just mark it "Return POS to sender"
Number Grade: 93
Letter Grade: A+Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:Actually, now that I think about it, you are actually correct about that.
Number Grade: 100
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
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I think that helps both people who are verbally dominant and people who are numerically dominant.
Listen up bitch! I'm the Sesame Street master. now tell me what number is it brought to you by today. Don't make me have to break out the old number three on you. Now you go get me a canna cold beer and rustle up some point two five pound burgers! Later on you gonna gobble mister eight and three quarters so brush your teeth good, you hear!
THE
SOUNDS LIKE A
REDNECK NERD
AARDVARK
(is there such a thing?)
They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus AnymoreAArdvark wrote: THE
SOUNDS LIKE A
REDNECK NERD
AARDVARK
(is there such a thing?)
(Kinky Friedman)
Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin' Lone Star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
They oughta send you back to Russia, boy, or New York City one,
You just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed God's only son.
I said, "Has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that's not very nice,
We Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus Christ!
"You know, you don't look Jewish, he said," near as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country n!33r.
cho: No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to shoutin' and spittin' on the floor,
Lord, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore.
He says, "I ain't a racist but Aristitle Onassis is one Greek we don't need,
And them n!33rs, Jews and Sigma Nus, all they ever do is breed.
And wops and micks and slopes and spics and spooks are on my list
And there's one little hebe from the heart of Texas-- is there anyone
I missed ?
Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes.
I says, "I'm gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutin' that pack of
lies.
If there's one thing I can't abide, it's an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take back that thing you said 'bout Aristitle Onassis.
No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
We don't turn the other cheek the way we done before.
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor,
Lord, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore.
No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
They ain't making carpenters who know what nails are for.
Well, the whole damn place was singin' as I strolled right out the door
Lord ... they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore.
copyright Kinky Friedman
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Wow....Vitriola knows Kinky Friedman too.
I woulda figured I was the only Kinkhead on the BBS, or maybe me & gsdgsd.
Anyone want to join me in a rousing rendition of "The Ballad of Charles Whitman" ?
Bruce
P.S. "We don't wipe our asses on Old Glory.
God and Lone Star Beer are things we trust.
We keep our women virgins 'till they're married.
So hosin' sheep is good enough for us."
I woulda figured I was the only Kinkhead on the BBS, or maybe me & gsdgsd.
Anyone want to join me in a rousing rendition of "The Ballad of Charles Whitman" ?
Bruce
P.S. "We don't wipe our asses on Old Glory.
God and Lone Star Beer are things we trust.
We keep our women virgins 'till they're married.
So hosin' sheep is good enough for us."
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Not soon enough, you fucking box of imposter. And it was "BASE MONITOR," god dammit.Forum Monitor wrote:Jesus H. fucking Christ in a charriot-driven sidecar! Enough with the goddamn immoticons already! Dear lord, when is Pinback getting back?a whole bunch of random assholes wrote:=(=(=(=(=(=(=(=(
And Base Monitor never spelled 54% of his words incorrectly.
And he always had an "n/t" in there as well.
And he never quoted anyone.
...
... And he wrote all in caps!
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!