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fart

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:41 pm
by pinback
hehe

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 8:42 am
by Casual Observer
I especially like sitting on a hardwood floor or with my ass over the tub to really get a good sound. I hate when you go to squeeze out a fart but it's really a squirt.

Here I sit broken hearted,
Came to shit but only farted,
Yesterday I took a chance,
Tried to fart but shit my pants

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Pellets

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:51 am
by milker
I like corn and peanuts!

Yum!

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:37 am
by Lysander
See, its funny 'cause he spends half of his time morning the fact that despite having someone to "hit" whenever he wants to he still doesn't have what he would consider a "woman", and then he goes and spends time in the other half by posting topics like this. Hah-hah! Hah! Hahahahahah!

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:20 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
To anyone finding this BBS for the first time -- I apologize. It's usually better than this.

I've just been busy with non-BBS things. I hope to have a nice break soon and hope that things will get better. I do, indeed, hope this.

But for now, well.... Well, you see. We're not in a "Golden Age," currently.

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 1:05 pm
by Worm
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:To anyone finding this BBS for the first time -- I apologize. It's usually better than this.
I think that belongs on the front page. With my Candy article which never got up there ... ever ....

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:54 pm
by Knuckles the CLown
Sick bastards. I can just picture all of you watching Highlander on your DVD" Rom" eating cheetos and shoving your pasty hands down your pants as you enjoy a loud Cheetos and Methane melody. I bet most of your farts smell like spoiled mozarella and Don an Bob's leech lines. I'd post a POLL of which of you enjoy the taste of your own semen, (something I assume all of you are well to qualified to answer) but the results and ensuing debate would be horrifying.

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:56 pm
by SYS-OP
Worm wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:To anyone finding this BBS for the first time -- I apologize. It's usually better than this.
I think that belongs on the front page. With my Candy article which never got up there ... ever ....
Find it for me, and I'll post it. Tonight. PROMISE!!

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:44 pm
by Worm
http://www.joltcountry.com/phpBB2/viewt ... ight=candy

Ninth one down went you search for "candy". I think I'm going to e-mail webmaster@cuntpunch.com about getting your picture up there.