The Real Time Strategy Files
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 4:51 pm
BenMustard: Hey if I come out there can we form a BAND?
IceCreamJonsey: Yeah. I can play instruments! We need a good name, though.
IceCreamJonsey: Also: my brother can play drums!
IceCreamJonsey: You're better at keyboard than I am, though.
BenMustard: How about: "Jolt Country".
IceCreamJonsey: How about "Mustard"?
BenMustard: Hm.
IceCreamJonsey: How about "THE SENTINEL"
IceCreamJonsey: Or "BEDLAM"
BenMustard: How about "Furion Stormrage"?
IceCreamJonsey: Hm.
BenMustard: Speaking of that, I ordered the WC2 Battle Chest yesterday.
IceCreamJonsey: Excellent!
IceCreamJonsey: Did you get the green WC2 expansions disc with it? Cos I have that, too.
IceCreamJonsey: If they are not giving it to you.
BenMustard: GREEN? I dunno, I get whatever comes with the BattleChest.
IceCreamJonsey: Ooohh, dear.
IceCreamJonsey: Oh, noes.
IceCreamJonsey: You're not... oohhhh, no. This ain't good.
BenMustard: ??
IceCreamJonsey: Lemme get the name of it. One sec.
IceCreamJonsey: The "Warcraft II Expansion Set."
IceCreamJonsey: It's green.
BenMustard: I don't know what COLOR it is. BattleChest comes with the original and the expansion,l though.
BenMustard: PLUS THE PRIMA STRATEGY GUIDE, which I will toss into the dumpster as soon as I have my hands on it.
IceCreamJonsey: Okay. That's good.
IceCreamJonsey: I'd feel terrible if you didn't get the whole WC2 experience.
IceCreamJonsey: It's a really good game, superior to WC3 in every way.
BenMustard: But I also bought Frozen Throne with it, so it might be a while.
IceCreamJonsey: Ah!
BenMustard: Oh, shut up. You don't know nothin' about nothin'.
IceCreamJonsey: I know RTS, bitchsnatch.
IceCreamJonsey: My LIFE is one big real-time strategy game.
BenMustard: You would know WC3 from a cheese sandwich.
IceCreamJonsey: ... Huh?
BenMustard: Don't play dumb with me, pal.
IceCreamJonsey: I would know WC3 from a cheese sandwich, yes.
BenMustard: Ah! I had no idea.
BenMustard: Why don't we play some, then?
IceCreamJonsey: Some WC3? Or some WC2?
BenMustard: WC3, I don't have 2 yet.
IceCreamJonsey: I don't have a legal copy of WC3. =(
BenMustard: Well, use your illegal copy!
BenMustard: You honestly find WC2 to be superior to WC3? This is shocking. I voraciously await Amazon's delivery of the product.
IceCreamJonsey: Yeah. I knew where I stood with WC2. On the side of light!
BenMustard: Did you finish the single player campaign? (DONT TELL ME HOW IT ENDS IF SO)
IceCreamJonsey: No.
IceCreamJonsey: I got close, but it got to be "too good" and it joined the ranks of X-COM and Knight Orc (games so good I don't want to finish them).
IceCreamJonsey: Here's how it ends: you have to build a bunch of shit and kill a bunch of guys.
BenMustard: Not WC2.
BenMustard: WC3.
IceCreamJonsey: Oh! No, I didn't get off the first campaign.
BenMustard: So you admit you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
IceCreamJonsey: I liked WC2 better than WC3.
IceCreamJonsey: HOW CAN IT BE FUCKING BULLSHIT TO STATE A PREFERENCE?
BenMustard: "What do you like better, hamburgers or cheeseburgers?" "Oh, definitely hamburgers." "Have you had a cheeseburger?" "Well, no."
IceCreamJonsey: Oh, hey, how did you get warned?
IceCreamJonsey: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO GOOD GAMES
BenMustard: You been hangin' out with Worm too much.
IceCreamJonsey: If WC3 was a decent game, I would have played past the first campaign.
IceCreamJonsey: It's not!
IceCreamJonsey: Hey, get a load of this shit -- Postal 2 is not a bad game because I didn't finish the last half of the last level!
IceCreamJonsey: That's you!
IceCreamJonsey: OK, this is you
IceCreamJonsey: this is you, ready?
IceCreamJonsey: Ready?
IceCreamJonsey: This is you:
IceCreamJonsey: BLALARH BLLA CURRY WARCRAFT THREE IS BETTER THAN TWO BBRLALAH RELAXER ABLAAH CURRY TIGER WOODS
BenMustard: Good heavens.
IceCreamJonsey: BECAUSE BBRRAH BRHRRR I HAVEN'T PLAYED TWO YET GET ME SOME INDIAN SPICES
BenMustard: You're a raving lunatic.
IceCreamJonsey: BBRRGA RAVING JEFFERRRHRGOOO I LIKES THE WARCRAFTS IN THIS ORDER: 3, 1, 2, EXAPANS--- WARCTRRAFTCAST2004!!!!
BenMustard: What is the matter with you?
IceCreamJonsey: OK, here is how you like the Warcrafts
IceCreamJonsey: 1) Warcraft 3
IceCreamJonsey: 2) Warcraft 1
IceCreamJonsey: 3) Myth 1
IceCreamJonsey: 4) Myth ii
IceCreamJonsey: 5) Myth iii: THE WOLF AGE
IceCreamJonsey: 6) Command and Conquer: THE WOLF AGE
IceCreamJonsey: 7) The Wolf Age: The Wolf Age III
IceCreamJonsey: 8) Warcraft II *
IceCreamJonsey: * Not really
IceCreamJonsey: 9) ZPC (NOT EVEN A REAL TIME STRESATGY GAME)
IceCreamJonsey: 10) DOOM
BenMustard: Everything alright on the homefront?
IceCreamJonsey: 11) Zorek IIV
IceCreamJonsey: 12) Turbo Duo Classics PResents: Snatcher
IceCreamJonsey: 13 Snatcher II: Electric Boogalow
IceCreamJonsey: 14) Snatcher III: The Search for Snatch
IceCreamJonsey: 15) Castlevania: Symphony of Warcraft II Sucks Though I Haven't Played It ULTRA
IceCreamJonsey: 16) Warcraft II: the 350 Extra Levels*
IceCreamJonsey: * Not really
IceCreamJonsey: 17) Banzai Buggg
BenMustard: That's for kids.
IceCreamJonsey: 18) Bubble Bobble II: The Wrath of Electric Boogalow
IceCreamJonsey: 19) Buygalow Boonga-Boonga
IceCreamJonsey: 20) Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne Expansion
BenMustard: I'm just going to leave this on. Send me an email when you're done.
IceCreamJonsey: 21) TIME-LIFE Presents: How To Draw Super Heroes and Super Villians
IceCreamJonsey: 22) ANAL FISTING
IceCreamJonsey: 23) Spy Hunter
IceCreamJonsey: 24) Spy Hunter II: The Frozen Throne
IceCreamJonsey: 25) Who is That Big Bald Fagroit on Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun, I Think His Name is Kane
IceCreamJonsey: 26) Who is That Big Bald Fagroit on Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun, I Think His Name is Kane Expansion
IceCreamJonsey: Who is That Big Bald Fagroit on Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun, I Think His Name is Kane II
IceCreamJonsey: Shit, that was #27
IceCreamJonsey: 28) Warcraft II *
IceCreamJonsey: * Not really
IceCreamJonsey: 29) Apartment F209
IceCreamJonsey: 30) Apartment F209 II: Apartment L201
IceCreamJonsey: 31) Who is That Big Bald Fagroit on Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun, I Think His Name is Kane at Apartment F209
IceCreamJonsey: 32) Warcraft II
BenMustard: Really?
IceCreamJonsey: Yreh
IceCreamJonsey: wait no
IceCreamJonsey: 33) Super NES Return of the Jedi, which is sort of a real time strategy game, in so much as you decide between allocating your time playing it and allocating your time not growing pimples and fat cells
IceCreamJonsey: 34) Z (this is actually a rts game, but with DROIDS and they drink beer; swear)*
IceCreamJonsey: * Really
IceCreamJonsey: 35) This seems like a good place for WC2, wouldn't you say?
IceCreamJonsey: The 35th best Real Time Strategy Game of ALl toime?
BenMustard: I hope you're enjoying this as much as I have! Which would be: not at all.
IceCreamJonsey: I think so, anyway.
BenMustard: WC2 might be the greatest thing in history, which is why I bought it.
IceCreamJonsey: Oh. Yeah. It's better than WC3.
BenMustard: Nothing is better than WC3.
IceCreamJonsey: Yeah. I can play instruments! We need a good name, though.
IceCreamJonsey: Also: my brother can play drums!
IceCreamJonsey: You're better at keyboard than I am, though.
BenMustard: How about: "Jolt Country".
IceCreamJonsey: How about "Mustard"?
BenMustard: Hm.
IceCreamJonsey: How about "THE SENTINEL"
IceCreamJonsey: Or "BEDLAM"
BenMustard: How about "Furion Stormrage"?
IceCreamJonsey: Hm.
BenMustard: Speaking of that, I ordered the WC2 Battle Chest yesterday.
IceCreamJonsey: Excellent!
IceCreamJonsey: Did you get the green WC2 expansions disc with it? Cos I have that, too.
IceCreamJonsey: If they are not giving it to you.
BenMustard: GREEN? I dunno, I get whatever comes with the BattleChest.
IceCreamJonsey: Ooohh, dear.
IceCreamJonsey: Oh, noes.
IceCreamJonsey: You're not... oohhhh, no. This ain't good.
BenMustard: ??
IceCreamJonsey: Lemme get the name of it. One sec.
IceCreamJonsey: The "Warcraft II Expansion Set."
IceCreamJonsey: It's green.
BenMustard: I don't know what COLOR it is. BattleChest comes with the original and the expansion,l though.
BenMustard: PLUS THE PRIMA STRATEGY GUIDE, which I will toss into the dumpster as soon as I have my hands on it.
IceCreamJonsey: Okay. That's good.
IceCreamJonsey: I'd feel terrible if you didn't get the whole WC2 experience.
IceCreamJonsey: It's a really good game, superior to WC3 in every way.
BenMustard: But I also bought Frozen Throne with it, so it might be a while.
IceCreamJonsey: Ah!
BenMustard: Oh, shut up. You don't know nothin' about nothin'.
IceCreamJonsey: I know RTS, bitchsnatch.
IceCreamJonsey: My LIFE is one big real-time strategy game.
BenMustard: You would know WC3 from a cheese sandwich.
IceCreamJonsey: ... Huh?
BenMustard: Don't play dumb with me, pal.
IceCreamJonsey: I would know WC3 from a cheese sandwich, yes.
BenMustard: Ah! I had no idea.
BenMustard: Why don't we play some, then?
IceCreamJonsey: Some WC3? Or some WC2?
BenMustard: WC3, I don't have 2 yet.
IceCreamJonsey: I don't have a legal copy of WC3. =(
BenMustard: Well, use your illegal copy!
BenMustard: You honestly find WC2 to be superior to WC3? This is shocking. I voraciously await Amazon's delivery of the product.
IceCreamJonsey: Yeah. I knew where I stood with WC2. On the side of light!
BenMustard: Did you finish the single player campaign? (DONT TELL ME HOW IT ENDS IF SO)
IceCreamJonsey: No.
IceCreamJonsey: I got close, but it got to be "too good" and it joined the ranks of X-COM and Knight Orc (games so good I don't want to finish them).
IceCreamJonsey: Here's how it ends: you have to build a bunch of shit and kill a bunch of guys.
BenMustard: Not WC2.
BenMustard: WC3.
IceCreamJonsey: Oh! No, I didn't get off the first campaign.
BenMustard: So you admit you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
IceCreamJonsey: I liked WC2 better than WC3.
IceCreamJonsey: HOW CAN IT BE FUCKING BULLSHIT TO STATE A PREFERENCE?
BenMustard: "What do you like better, hamburgers or cheeseburgers?" "Oh, definitely hamburgers." "Have you had a cheeseburger?" "Well, no."
IceCreamJonsey: Oh, hey, how did you get warned?
IceCreamJonsey: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO GOOD GAMES
BenMustard: You been hangin' out with Worm too much.
IceCreamJonsey: If WC3 was a decent game, I would have played past the first campaign.
IceCreamJonsey: It's not!
IceCreamJonsey: Hey, get a load of this shit -- Postal 2 is not a bad game because I didn't finish the last half of the last level!
IceCreamJonsey: That's you!
IceCreamJonsey: OK, this is you
IceCreamJonsey: this is you, ready?
IceCreamJonsey: Ready?
IceCreamJonsey: This is you:
IceCreamJonsey: BLALARH BLLA CURRY WARCRAFT THREE IS BETTER THAN TWO BBRLALAH RELAXER ABLAAH CURRY TIGER WOODS
BenMustard: Good heavens.
IceCreamJonsey: BECAUSE BBRRAH BRHRRR I HAVEN'T PLAYED TWO YET GET ME SOME INDIAN SPICES
BenMustard: You're a raving lunatic.
IceCreamJonsey: BBRRGA RAVING JEFFERRRHRGOOO I LIKES THE WARCRAFTS IN THIS ORDER: 3, 1, 2, EXAPANS--- WARCTRRAFTCAST2004!!!!
BenMustard: What is the matter with you?
IceCreamJonsey: OK, here is how you like the Warcrafts
IceCreamJonsey: 1) Warcraft 3
IceCreamJonsey: 2) Warcraft 1
IceCreamJonsey: 3) Myth 1
IceCreamJonsey: 4) Myth ii
IceCreamJonsey: 5) Myth iii: THE WOLF AGE
IceCreamJonsey: 6) Command and Conquer: THE WOLF AGE
IceCreamJonsey: 7) The Wolf Age: The Wolf Age III
IceCreamJonsey: 8) Warcraft II *
IceCreamJonsey: * Not really
IceCreamJonsey: 9) ZPC (NOT EVEN A REAL TIME STRESATGY GAME)
IceCreamJonsey: 10) DOOM
BenMustard: Everything alright on the homefront?
IceCreamJonsey: 11) Zorek IIV
IceCreamJonsey: 12) Turbo Duo Classics PResents: Snatcher
IceCreamJonsey: 13 Snatcher II: Electric Boogalow
IceCreamJonsey: 14) Snatcher III: The Search for Snatch
IceCreamJonsey: 15) Castlevania: Symphony of Warcraft II Sucks Though I Haven't Played It ULTRA
IceCreamJonsey: 16) Warcraft II: the 350 Extra Levels*
IceCreamJonsey: * Not really
IceCreamJonsey: 17) Banzai Buggg
BenMustard: That's for kids.
IceCreamJonsey: 18) Bubble Bobble II: The Wrath of Electric Boogalow
IceCreamJonsey: 19) Buygalow Boonga-Boonga
IceCreamJonsey: 20) Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne Expansion
BenMustard: I'm just going to leave this on. Send me an email when you're done.
IceCreamJonsey: 21) TIME-LIFE Presents: How To Draw Super Heroes and Super Villians
IceCreamJonsey: 22) ANAL FISTING
IceCreamJonsey: 23) Spy Hunter
IceCreamJonsey: 24) Spy Hunter II: The Frozen Throne
IceCreamJonsey: 25) Who is That Big Bald Fagroit on Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun, I Think His Name is Kane
IceCreamJonsey: 26) Who is That Big Bald Fagroit on Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun, I Think His Name is Kane Expansion
IceCreamJonsey: Who is That Big Bald Fagroit on Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun, I Think His Name is Kane II
IceCreamJonsey: Shit, that was #27
IceCreamJonsey: 28) Warcraft II *
IceCreamJonsey: * Not really
IceCreamJonsey: 29) Apartment F209
IceCreamJonsey: 30) Apartment F209 II: Apartment L201
IceCreamJonsey: 31) Who is That Big Bald Fagroit on Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun, I Think His Name is Kane at Apartment F209
IceCreamJonsey: 32) Warcraft II
BenMustard: Really?
IceCreamJonsey: Yreh
IceCreamJonsey: wait no
IceCreamJonsey: 33) Super NES Return of the Jedi, which is sort of a real time strategy game, in so much as you decide between allocating your time playing it and allocating your time not growing pimples and fat cells
IceCreamJonsey: 34) Z (this is actually a rts game, but with DROIDS and they drink beer; swear)*
IceCreamJonsey: * Really
IceCreamJonsey: 35) This seems like a good place for WC2, wouldn't you say?
IceCreamJonsey: The 35th best Real Time Strategy Game of ALl toime?
BenMustard: I hope you're enjoying this as much as I have! Which would be: not at all.
IceCreamJonsey: I think so, anyway.
BenMustard: WC2 might be the greatest thing in history, which is why I bought it.
IceCreamJonsey: Oh. Yeah. It's better than WC3.
BenMustard: Nothing is better than WC3.