Okay.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:26 pm

Yeah!

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:58 pm

I voted no.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 1:44 pm

I voted yes.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 3:25 pm

Why won't it let me vote? I would have voted no, but apparently the BBS has decided to let me experience firsthand the life of an African American in the Reconstruction Era South.

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pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 4:44 pm

WHO IS VOTING YES??? Besides Worm and the Sysop, neither of whom counts, in the grand scheme of things.

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 5:48 pm

I voted yes, thankyaverymuch.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 5:57 pm

Roody?? Say it ain't so, Roody! Say it ain't so!

But... but why!?

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 7:05 pm

As I explained in IM (probably after this question was written), the genre SUX in terms of my playing them and trying to enjoy them. I don't doubt that they do not, indeed, suck for you other people.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 9:13 pm

I voted "no" you fucking sucklush.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 9:55 pm

RTS is the first genre that I can accept that I suck at, and still enjoy playing.

Just ask Gerrit. :( :( :( (( (:(:(:(:(:(::(:((::((:

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:26 am

I voted yes, because everybody tries to play them all the fucking time except me, because I can't even make that attempt, so they're playing this shit on *my* goddamn computer when I could be showing them, like, Apartment F209 or something.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 10:07 am

Has this poll set a record for most # of votes???

If so, I think we've determined not whether or not RTS SUX, but that people have VERY STRONG OPINIONS about whether RTS SUX!

In that way, I think we've learned a little about life here, and a little about ourselves. And isn't that the goal of any well-meaning BBS?

Good job, Jonsey. We owe it all to you.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 10:25 am

I learned that half the people on here have an RTS opinion.

Those are facts!

Mathmagician · Post by **Mathmagician** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:39 pm

16 is half of 87?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 8:03 pm

Yeah, WTF did you mean, Jonsey?

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:48 pm

I just cast the tiebreaking vote, declaring once and for all that Real Time Strategy games do not in fact suck.

I would have voted earlier but I've been spending too much of my limited free time playing Dune 2000 and Tiberian Sun. I used to enjoy Dune 2 in college and I really couldn't complain about the graphics if I was going to run it on a Packard Bell 386SX. Dune 2000 has slightly better graphics than 2 of course but not too many other differences. Tiberian Sun has more variety in types of missions and both are pretty challenging (for me anyway). I'm not as game savvy as you all but I say while some RTS games do suck, the genre doesn't.

Captain Obvious · Post by **Captain Obvious** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:35 pm

pinback wrote:Yeah, WTF did you mean, Jonsey?

Mathmagician wrote:16 is half of 87?

Of course there aren't 87 active users here. Pinback should realize that more people actively discuss Johnney 5 than actively post on this board. Many of the "registered users" are merely gimmick names meant to be funny at one point in the discussion and lots of past users have apparently become bored and forgotten about this site.

Okay.

DO U THINK RTS SUX??

Okay.

obviously pinback is an idiot