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Warcraft III also CURES CANCER!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:48 pm
by pinback
PROBLEM: WC3 started lurching on me after a half hour or so of play.

ATTEMPTED SOLUTION #1: Blow away computer and reinstall Windows from scratch.

STATUS: FAILED.

ATTEMPTED SOLUTION #2: Download every Windows patch, every video patch, every audio patch, every FlashBIOS patch, every software patch known to man for my laptop computer.

STATUS: FAILED.

ATTEMPTED SOLUTION #3: Screamed and cried and pouted and punched small animals in the face.

STATUS: FAILED. (BUT CATHARTIC.)

ATTEMPTED SOLUTION #4:

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STATUS: SUCCESS.

Appears to have been a heating problem. Amazing.

IS THERE ANY PROBLEM WC3 CAN'T SOLVE????