Road to Perdition (no spoilers, initially, anyway)

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I have basically been a non-human lifeform as of late. I have not even anything handy to put in Lex's "post a good story" thread over on the Troll Room. So instead, I'll talk about Road to Perdition: I liked it.

With that said, it's time to talk about the previews that were shown before it. If I place a (?) it means the title may be incorrect:

One Hour Photo: OH ROBIN WILLIAMS IS THE BAD GUY?!?! IS THIS INSOMNIA II?!?! NO?!?!? OH NOEOSO!!?! The thumb points DOWN.

New York City Street Gangs (?): Martin Scorcese... he makes the best fucking films, the best, oh, wait, what's this, Leonardo DiCaprio avenging the death of his father, oh, the DRAMA. Oh THRILLING@!!!!! The thumb points DOWN.

Black Girl Must Come Up With $60 Million That Her Dead Husband Stole, or She's Dead: When we learned that Marky Mark was in this movie, we all re-arranged ourselves to sit in the theatre in a good ole Fun Bunch! The thumb points DOWN.

There was one other miserable trailer attached to it, but stabbing myself in the temples soon thereafter paid off and I can't recall it. They may be OK movies, but they were not OK trailers. And, really, isn't that the most important thing?