Road to Perdition (no spoilers, initially, anyway)
Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2002 10:01 am
I have basically been a non-human lifeform as of late. I have not even anything handy to put in Lex's "post a good story" thread over on the Troll Room. So instead, I'll talk about Road to Perdition: I liked it.
With that said, it's time to talk about the previews that were shown before it. If I place a (?) it means the title may be incorrect:
One Hour Photo: OH ROBIN WILLIAMS IS THE BAD GUY?!?! IS THIS INSOMNIA II?!?! NO?!?!? OH NOEOSO!!?! The thumb points DOWN.
New York City Street Gangs (?): Martin Scorcese... he makes the best fucking films, the best, oh, wait, what's this, Leonardo DiCaprio avenging the death of his father, oh, the DRAMA. Oh THRILLING@!!!!! The thumb points DOWN.
Black Girl Must Come Up With $60 Million That Her Dead Husband Stole, or She's Dead: When we learned that Marky Mark was in this movie, we all re-arranged ourselves to sit in the theatre in a good ole Fun Bunch! The thumb points DOWN.
There was one other miserable trailer attached to it, but stabbing myself in the temples soon thereafter paid off and I can't recall it. They may be OK movies, but they were not OK trailers. And, really, isn't that the most important thing?
With that said, it's time to talk about the previews that were shown before it. If I place a (?) it means the title may be incorrect:
One Hour Photo: OH ROBIN WILLIAMS IS THE BAD GUY?!?! IS THIS INSOMNIA II?!?! NO?!?!? OH NOEOSO!!?! The thumb points DOWN.
New York City Street Gangs (?): Martin Scorcese... he makes the best fucking films, the best, oh, wait, what's this, Leonardo DiCaprio avenging the death of his father, oh, the DRAMA. Oh THRILLING@!!!!! The thumb points DOWN.
Black Girl Must Come Up With $60 Million That Her Dead Husband Stole, or She's Dead: When we learned that Marky Mark was in this movie, we all re-arranged ourselves to sit in the theatre in a good ole Fun Bunch! The thumb points DOWN.
There was one other miserable trailer attached to it, but stabbing myself in the temples soon thereafter paid off and I can't recall it. They may be OK movies, but they were not OK trailers. And, really, isn't that the most important thing?