Halloween and Cheez Wiz

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Knuckles the CLown
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Halloween and Cheez Wiz

Post by Knuckles the CLown »

One of you should post a photo each week of the horrible foods you try to concoct in between trips to Ihop and Denny's.

I'm sure this group could wow us with the complexity of Pizza Bagel and Grilled Cheese.

Actually I can save time. I guess each meal would probably be

BREAD

CHEESE

MISCALANEOUS 3RD INGREDIANT


And a picture of the "Chef" Constipated after enjoying his 6th loaf of bread in one week.

For Halloween I am ditching the Clown Suit and going as Pinbacks' Philly Cheesesteak.
The lady at Food Barn looked at me funny when I bought a package of Good N Pllentys and 14 cans of cheeze whiz.

By the way, for Halloween I purchase many packages of candy.
The first goes to fat kids or kids with their fat parents. That's usally Bit o Honeys, Good n'plentys or Flavored tootsie rolls. The kind of shit I fed to the dog growing up.

For normal kids I give out Clark bars and Snickers.

For Kids with hot single moms I hand out homemade cupcakes.

For Minorities I hand out religious scripture and coupons to Old Country Buffet.
the last group complained, quite tellingly They said, "Why don't you have a spoon that just says 'Earth?' It would save time

bruce
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Re: Halloween and Cheez Wiz

Post by bruce »

Knuckles the CLown wrote:For Minorities I hand out religious scripture and coupons to Old Country Buffet.
What's a minority in your neighborhood, KNuckles? A child without obvious symptoms of either lead poisoning or congenital syphilis?

Bruce

Vitriola

Post by Vitriola »

Somebody with walls not made out of cardboard?

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