Some ostrich is giving people personality tests

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 4:52 pm

http://www.ullazang.com/

As always when it comes to these things, I come out SMELLING LIKE A ROSE. I didn't even have to poke around the HTML to find the best descriptor and retroactively apply it to myself either, like normal.

What does this test say about you, JC Denizens?

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 5:34 pm

That was singularly stupid. Not one of the pattern choices had bad stuff to say about the chooser. I want my pattern to say..

"You suffer from a deplorable abundance of personality coupled with a dramatic wealth of alcoholic comedy. When Saturn is in conjunction with Uranus you can show remarkable intelligence and persuasion amongst the 30+ hotties."

But I never pick THAT wallpaper pattern......

THE
ONE HANDED
PAPER HANGER
AARDVARK

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 5:34 pm

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You demand a free and unattached life for yourself that allows you to determine your own course. You have an artistic bent in your work or leisure activities. 

Your urge for freedom sometimes causes you to do exactly the opposite of what is expected of you. 

Your lifestyle is highly individualistic. You would never follow trends. 

On the contrary, you seek to live according to your own ideas and convictions, even if this means swimming against the tide.

Yeah, that's about right. They just forgot my very un-CGGlike love of music genre. Onwards!

EDIT: quote the right SNT poster next time.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 5:55 pm

You take charge of your life, and place less faith in luck and more in your own deeds. You solve problems in a practical, uncomplicated manner.

You take a realistic view of the things in your daily life and tackle them without wavering.

You are given a great deal of responsibility at work, because people know that you can be depended upon.

Your pronounced strength of will projects your self-assurance to others. You are never fully satisfied until you have accomplished your goals.

So, I'm insane?

chris · Post by **chris** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 7:09 pm

Fairly accurate in my case:

Analytical, Trustworthy, Self-Assured

You appreciate high quality and things that endure. Consequently, you like to surround yourself with little "gems," which are often overlooked by others.

Culture and tradition are important to you.

You have found your own personal style, which is elegant and exclusive, free from the whims of fashion.

Your ideal, upon which you base your life, is sophisticated pleasure.

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 8:10 pm

I thought this could be applied to me pretty fairly:

You value a natural style and love that which is uncomplicated. People admire you because you have both feet planted firmly on the ground and they can depend on you.

You give those who are close to you security and space. You are perceived as being warm and human.

You reject everything that is garish and trite. You tend to be skeptical toward the whims of fashion trends. Your style is easy and elegant.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 8:51 pm

Worm wrote:

You take charge of your life, and place less faith in luck and more in your own deeds. You solve problems in a practical, uncomplicated manner.

You take a realistic view of the things in your daily life and tackle them without wavering.

You are given a great deal of responsibility at work, because people know that you can be depended upon.

Your pronounced strength of will projects your self-assurance to others. You are never fully satisfied until you have accomplished your goals.
So, I'm insane?

Yeah. Sorry, pal. But what did you think, willfully taking the one that had iron bars on it? What were you really hoping to jump on, one that depicted the CGA shapes and lines prison bitching one another?

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 9:38 pm

Harmonious. Balanced. Down to Earth.

You value a natural style and love that which is uncomplicated. People admire you because you have both feet planted firmly on the ground and they can depend on you.

You give those who are close to you security and space. You are perceived as being warm and human.

You reject everything that is garish and trite. You tend to be skeptical toward the whims of fashion trends. Your style is easy and elegant.

Not really. But not really not either.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 11:58 am

I utterly despise this personality test.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 12:12 pm

Lysander wrote:I utterly despise this personality test.

Where did the ostrich touch you?

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 12:15 pm

What ostrich? I see no ostrich. What shapes? I SEE NO SHAPES.