Girls' Basketball Melee

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:26 am

AP Wire wrote:"People were screaming and running," Prattville cheerleader Cherish Cartee said. "Girls lost their cell phones. Keys got lost. It's something I will never forget."

Oh, the humanity!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:02 am

Pinback, I don't think you understand, some of those cell phones were pink.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:04 am

One other thing... the people who give a crappy soundbite like this never realize that on every forum on the Internet people are quoting her and more or less making fun of her. Who doesn't have the Internet these days? But still, she'll never know that people find her world blowing up around her to funny, and not in the ha-ha way.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:36 am

I like how Pinback can't be bothered to provide a link, or a c&p, too all these random articles he's talking up. Assuming that we're all going to be bothered to look it up ourselves. Which we aren't. Going to be bothered, I mean. We'll just have to assume we've got the highlights. Even though no real context is provided.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:38 am

He distills the web down to tasty, meaty, bite-size chunks.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:37 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:He distills the web down to tasty, meaty, bite-size chunks.

We already <i>have</i> fark.com, though.

Bruce

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:12 pm

Yeah, but to get it, you have to go to Fark.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:51 pm

Or, back to it. Whichever.

nessman · Post by **nessman** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:28 am

Someone e-mailed it to me - and it really wasn't all that exciting. No different than your average high school brawl.

I've broken up worse.

Here - enjoy:

http://www.wsfa.com/global/video/popup/ ... d=82397697